We get a ton of promotional stuff for upcoming games, but for Saints Row 3, THQ is going about things a bit differently, they’re sending out giant purple dildo bats. I’m going to let that digest for a minute. Giant. Purple. Dildo…bats. Now here’s the fun part, rumor is that 25 of the bats have went missing.
The bats are modeled after a weapon called the Penetrator and were first reported missing by Inside Gamer PC. Reportedly, the bats, which were being sent to game reviewers were lost somewhere between England and France. THQ denies the report.
Really want to see what a giant purple dildo bat looks like? The link for the picture is below. But beware, it’s NSFW.