So the Rapture did not come Saturday as prophesied by Harold Camping.
It’s actually coming October 21, so be ready.
And here I was just thinking we’re all damned heathens.
The Christian radio host said Monday that the apocalypse will actually come five months after the May 21 date he originally forecast.
In an Associated Press report, the 89-year-old Camping said he felt so bad when the Rapture didn’t come Saturday that he holed up with his wife in a local motel.
We’re still not exactly sure why October 21 is the new date.