#1 Designated Office hottie (Though I’ve always been a Ryan Howard‚ girl myself)‚ John Krasinski‚ majorly upgrading from fishface Renee Zellweger with Devil Wears Prada actress Emily Blunt. They make a cute pair but my guess is he’s smitten with her sweet British accent and will‚ be back with on-again, off-again ladylove Rashida Jones faster than you can say “Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica.” (Source: JustJared)

#2 Josh Hartnett (who peaked with 1998’s The Faculty) and British tabloid staple Sienna Miller (who peaked on Hayden Christensen in Factory Girl. Get it? Get it?) snuggling at Chateau Marmont. For him, it’s a downgrade from one-time‚ paramour Scarlett Johansson. For her, it’s an upgrade from balding, nanny-nailing Jude Law.‚ Yawn. This coupling‚ is totally‚ neutral. (Source: People)

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3 Responses

  1. Serge

    I’d like inform you that Scarlett Johansson (actress)actually is a clone from original person,who has nothing with acting career.Clone was created illegally using stolen biomaterial.Original Scarlett Galabekian last name is nice, CHRISTIAN young lady.I’ll tell more,those clones(it’s not only 1)made in GERMANY-world leader manufacturer of humans clones,it’s in Ludwigshafen am Rhein,Rhineland-Palatinate,Mr.Helmut Kohl home town.You can’t even imaging the scale of the cloning activity.But warning,H.Kohl staff strictly controlling their clones spreading around the world,they’re NAZI type disciplined and mind controlled,be careful get close with clones you will be controlled too.Original family didn’t authorize any activity with stolen biomaterials,no matter what form it was created in,it’s all need to be back to original family control in Cedars-Sinai MedicalCenter in LA.Controlling clones is US military operation.Original Scarlett never was engaged,by the way

  2. sheryl

    Josh Hartnett an upgrade for Slutty Miller over Jude? Yeah, right. Actually, the nanny was an upgrade over Miller.


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