Mariah Carey’s movie and singing career may be flopping around like a dying fish but it seems she’s discovered another talent. Because yes, it does take a special skill to rock a pair of boots this fugly and obviously expensive.

The tragic part is, she isn’t the only one.

These ghastly Dior snowboots are showing up everywhere. Vanessa Hudgens was spotted wearing them in black a couple of weeks ago. Don’t young children look up to her?!

In case it isn’t obvious why these boots offend, the prominently displayed label makes them tacky while the tennis racket-sized bottom makes them completely unflattering. Plus, murder is never okay and Christian Dior must have killed poor, innocent Elmo to craft these eyesores.

Please, celebrities, for the love of Alexander McQueen: don’t let this get out of hand. We’re counting on you.

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Gaby Dunn is a journalist, comedian, and a boatload of other stuff. The 2009 Emerson College graduate lives in New York.

One Response

  1. Manuel

    I’ll have to agree with all of the above. Grrrl, I know you’re trying to shy people away from your cleavage. But you’re doing it wrong.


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