The only talk personality without an actual personality has knocked up, what some quick Google-fu shows to be, a writing intern on his “Last Call” staff.

Ex-TRL host Carson Daly, 35, and his “girlfriend” Siri Pinter are expecting their first child together next spring, the San Francisco Chronicle reports.

A representative for the tool star said:

“Carson is thrilled to be a father and they are looking forward to an extra-special Thanksgiving this year with family and friends.”

Somewhere Tara Reid is laughing so hard she split her tummy-tuck staples.

You know you love me. XOXO.