May 9
Here is your daily dose of Darwin.
According to Newsday, a Long Island, N.Y. woman found two pipe bombs in her driveway.
But rather than, you know, panic, freak out, call the police, run away, and scream, the woman picked up — reached out with her hands and picked up — the two pipe bombs, put them into her car, and began driving to the local police station.
The woman called the police to say she was coming by with a few bombs. The dispatcher told her to immediately pull over and get out of her car. A police bomb squad responded and used a robotic arm to remove the bombs. They did not detonate.
The Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives is investigating.
Blast is Boston's Online Magazine


AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!
Was she American by any chance?