That it’s better to be pissed off, than pissed on. According to a gossip column in the NY Daily News, Patriots QB Matt Cassel was in the bathroom at ESPN’s Tampa Bay Super Bowl Bash Friday night, when a drunken patron tried to cut in front of him.

A source told the Daily News that “Matt told him to wait his turn and headed into the urinals.”

So then the guy barges in and proceeds to urinate all over Cassel’s leg. The drunk was tossed and Matt then returned to the party with pee on his leg.

Unreal.

Micah Warren is a sports writer from New York and the founder of Blast's sports section and the Off the Record sports blog.