Nov. 17, 2008
The following is a parody by Blast’s This is God Given Blog
Hank Steinbrenner has made a name for himself in his few shorts months as the face of the New York Yankees, so one wouldn’t think that he would need a Facebook page.
Hank Steinbrenner on Facebook? (Blast Magazine Staff Illustration/Bill Palmer)
I guess this is a good idea to keep in touch with the young generation that is in his clubhouse, but it does seem a little unprofessional to be in a group called “Papelbon Needs a Pap Smear.” However, it is a good thing that he doesn’t update his status very often because that really gets on my nerves when people clog my news feed.
The one question I have is, how about MySpace? You figure that a guy from New York ould be all over it.
So, here’s to seeing how Mr. Hanky creates his web image and waiting in anticipation for his next drunk wall post.
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