According to a report from KJR-AM, the Seattle Seahawks have informed Shaun Alexander that he will be released today.

Anyone surprised? Alexander has been stealing money from the Seahawks for the last two years. He looks like he’s been running on the beach.

Editor’s Note: He’s been cut.

Micah Warren is a sports writer from New York and the founder of Blast's sports section and the Off the Record sports blog.