Nothing is sacred. Nothing is pure.
We’re cleaning out the porn closet again. Blast has FOUR porn DVD gift sets that are sure to please. Three lucky readers will get them and get to watch their favorite pop culture fantasies on the small screen.
The even re-created The Max
The first, as you may have guessed, is “This Ain’t Saved by the Bell XXX.” We could probably give away 1,000 of these if we had them, because how many of you never imagined Zack and Kelly finally gettin’ it on? Right? Right?
Well Zack, Kelly, Slater, Jessie, and the gang are all here in this parody. And yes, Zack and Kelly screw. Jessie goes lesbian. Even Mr. Belding has his moment of glory.
They even re-created The Max.
You get the DVD and a few posters, all carefully packed in a white and pink Hustler folder.
Number two is billed under the subhead “They go there.” It’s “This Ain’t Star Trek XXX,” the Hustler porn parody of the science fiction series. We particularly like this one because it has Sasha Grey who sat down with Blast’s Erica Marcus for an interview when she started in the mainstream “Girlfriend Experience.”
The captain still always get the babes.
You get the movie and a full-size movie poster.
Third, “Not Married with Children XXX.” This one is pretty much as you’d expect it to be.
The fourth one is a bit of a twist. It’s called “You’re Nalin’ Palin Interactive.” It’s one of several Sarah Palin porn parodies. This one also brings in a parody of Carrie Prejean in a way that she would almost certainly not morally approve of.
You get the movie, some posters, and — get this — a Sarah Palin mask.
You must comment on this story with your favorite “Saved by the Bell,” “Star Trek,” “Married with Children” or Sarah Palin/Carrie Prejean moment to win the corresponding DVD. You have to be a registered Blast user — it’s free!
You also must be 18, a legal US resident, and this contest is void where prohibited by law.
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Sarah Palin, that idiotic tart…my favourite moment was her claiming to see Russia (over 55 miles away) with her poor murky Alaskan vision…what a scream!
Yusuf, actually Palin is right and your wrong.
There is a little island that is only 4 miles away from Alaska and is part of the Russia
So actually, it is completely possible to be in Alaska and see Russia.
When she thought the Canadian radio host was French president Nicolas Sarkozy and thanked him for calling from all the people in America.
That is a great movie for valentine’s day… They should get slater dancing with the satar moment on that ….
The movie was great!!!
I remember watching saved by the bell when I was in middle school.. Even then Kelly was hot enough, I haven’t seen the porn version yet.. I can only imagine hahaha
Looking for something to spice up valentines day for for me n the misses. I commented last give away too but no dice, help me out blast!
Need that saved by the bell
I loved “Saved By the Bell” as a child. I could remember getting up at 5am on saturday morning running into the living room to watch this show. I loved how ZAK thought he was the know it all and that all the women wanted him. When in return the best one never wanted him for a very long time. I would love to win any of the movies. Thanks for the chance.