And you thought seeing big-boobed lifeguards running in slow motion on the beach was hot! Hustler Video’s new DVD release, “This Ain’t Baywatch XXX,” will show you a whole lot more than bikini-clad bodies. Your favorite characters from the TV show, including CJ (Gina Lynn), Mitch (Otto Bauer), and April (Breanne Benson), will be taking it all off for some sandy sex on the beach.
“It is kind of surprising that with all the parody films out there, no one thought to do this one,” said Rob Smith, director of operations for Hustler Video. “But then again, considering how sexually charged the original show was anyway, maybe everyone else figured that people were fine jerking off to the original. But not Hustler. We’re in the business for taking things to the next level.”
If the “next level” means plot twists such as the lifeguards rescuing a “drowning” couple from the waves only to discover that they were just fooling around, count us in!
Lexi Belle, who plays the newlywed whose oral sex skills were interrupted by those pesky lifeguards, said of her role in the movie, “Honestly, I don’t know what was better: Getting to hang out at the beach all day for work, or getting to have sex all day for work? This was definitely one of the better sets I’ve been on in a long time. I mean, who doesn’t like to hear when they show up for work, ‘Put on this swimsuit and go give Bill a BJ in the ocean. Okay, now go take off your clothes and eff your brains out.’ I love my job!”
Oh Lexi, we love your job, too!
