The 2009 Penthouse Pet of the Year is Taya Parker.
It was going to take a lot to best Mississippi-native Erica Ellyson, who we showed you last year.
You can be the judge. Parker was actually on the cover of Penthouse in January 2008 when we showed you Ellyson. It looks like she beat out 11 other ladies throughout the rest of the year.
Parker is 28 years young, 5’0″, 32D-23-33. She’s from Ohio and likes to live the quiet life when she’s at home. But she says that she never turns down a martini and loves her stiletto heals.
“I’m a perky, small-town daddy’s girl with a little attitude. I love to laugh. I always give people second chances (and sometimes third). And I’m always the life of the party,” she says on her website. “For me, there is no such thing as the ideal man. I like a guy who goes after what he wants, who has a goal and ambition. If I’m the goal … make it happen!”
She looks really gon on the Rock of Love tour with Brett Michaels. I think she is going to win it.
she is a skank and she is very fake…oh and btw (by the way) she has absolutely no class what so ever! she needs to learn to be real! Oh and she is far from perfect! whatever! Mindy was the only real girl and brett is in for it with “taya”! that aint even her real name i bet! oh well “taya” get over your self!
go small town girl…. I love Mindy!!! Brett, you messed up big time!!
I can’t believe this penthouse bitch was chosen on Rock of Love…oh well. Guess Bret Michaels really is stupid. He’ll just have to find out for himself what a lame-ass decision he made choosing this “perfect” whore. She’s gonna end up having some scandalous secret that no one knew about, and is going to make Bret look even more foolish than he did when he chose her.
Ok as a salon owner I find the flaws pretty quickly. Mainly it is my job to help fix them. I wonder if anyone noticed what I noticed about Taya. If she was so perfect as everyone kept saying why on earth did she have to wear tons of makeup and had to draw her eyebrows on everytime. She is far from perfect. Infact lets defined perfect. Someone who is natural with out any altercations. Taya has had her boobs done, her eyebrows have to be drawed on and she has to where alot of makeup to get rid of the flaws like dark circle under the eyes and even out the skin she so desperately need a facial for. She is the type of girl that needs to put on makeup just to go outside to check her get the news paper off the lawn. You would think Bret would have wanted a natural down to earth girl with very little flaws and would be able to give him the attention he says that he is looking for. Of course now that I think about it…He wears alot of makeup himself so maybe he is just confused as to what he really wants. Just saying….
you suk big balls taya and Mindy is my favorite cuz shes not fake and a fucking cry baby !!! hoe i see they edited all your photos well you needed it and im glade they lined those crazy eyebrows up for ya
Taya you are awesome & your were the perfect pick for brett, for sure! Mindy was alright but I don’t think she could handle the lifestyle with a rock star like you could!
Ya r luser talkin bouther like that ahe was the best pic mindy was a slust first and last 1 to sleep with him on the show taya love keep doin ya thing there just hatin
i think you messed mr. brett michaels you should have never sent britonya home just for spitting on that stupid bitch heather, that was your first mistake and then you really blew it by choosing the penthouse mut of the year, but if she makes you happy then ride it out and be happy, but mindys hotter
BOOOOO Taya! I absolutely think you are fake fake fake! You seemed so sincere when you became friends with Mindy but deep down it was a strategic move to take her to the end so that Bret would pick you, the airhead neurotic, over her. I agree with most of these comments, especially the one from the salonowner. She had mentioned that she could pick up on flaws pretty quickly and she did when she noticed that Taya could not go anywhere without makeup or having to draw her eyebrows on. And she calls herself a natural beauty? Come on….I am just pissed because Mindy had a few faults and Bret decided to pick beauty over brains, once again!
yea right how plastic what a high maintance skank she thinks she is all that when in fact she is a snooty noise fake titteid better than everyone BITCH BRET MICHAELS HAS NO CLASS AND IS A TALENTLESS jerk off just goes to show how idiots really have control of what gets on tv, they deserve each other both have tremendas egos that they are not worty off yuk
Taya you are fake.Mindy should have won that at least she was real,and there was nothing fake about her.You you know what is funny i have a feeling you are not going to get that ring mindy is.
your all fuckin idiots. 1st of all its “reality t.v.”. second of all bret is a talentless douchebag. and for all you women out there who talk shit about men dating women for their looks the only ones who might have a legit reason to bitch are those who dont,wont and never did like bret micheals cause he didnt find fame based on his “talent”. for those of you that are stupid… bret had a career because of horny women despite the fact he really sucks and is a sleazy looking fucker.
i totally agree with every comment about bret making the WRONG choice!! he should have picked mindy. taya you are a fake skank and i dont care what all you said on the show, i think you were there because of your penthouse career. mindy was by far a way better person then you are! she was real! but oh well i dont have to live with your skanky ass!
taya and mindy are both retards for going on the show. Bret is just using the program because he has gotten old and to lazy to get out and hunt down his own tail, they are all star struck and and an easy lay for a washed up rockstar. I think he choose taya because of her penthouse connection which elevated her status. Mindy was a nobody and wanted taya as much as bret. He should have went for the threesome mindy would have been game.
Hi M s. Taya Parker,
You look great. If you ever find yourself in Pasadena, CA; and need a guide, please let me know. Happy to help. Have a great day!
Sincerely,
Joe G.
I hate Taya… she is a scren.. And Bret Michales is blind to see that… Naked photos? and wife? ohh please! Come on…. it can`t be…. you better find other man cause Bret is so much to her…. Loser!!!
very hot and sexy
some as beautiful as she its a shame she has such a ugly inside she belittles other that she does not no.iam sure hef would be up set if he knew she was the kind of person. she should know some body before she talks crap.just because she does not know what female bodybuilding is about she should not be judgemental
taya iam so upset with what you said iam going to sue you
iam asking all people please do not buy any taya mag she mean cruel person i know this from esperiance she beautiful out side but really ugly on the inside . she say mean and ugly things about people she doesnt know darlene
i was beginning to reckon i could end up being the only individual who thought about this, at the least at present i discover i’m not loco
i will make sure to see a couple of various other blogposts when i get a bit of caffeine in me, take care 
alless guthe
So many haters here. If she dropped her panties and wanted to bone any of you you’d jump at it. Her tit’s might be fake but they look a lot better than most boob jobs out there. She has a great ass and even has nice feet and lovely legs. Her eyes are kind of weird but, aside from that she is a little beauty who was on a show and won. So now everyone thinks she is horrible. She did what she had to do and none of us can take that away from her. Darlene what did she say to you? Maybe you took it too hard or perhaps you took it the wrong way. I’m sure you can get over this soon. Besides as long as she is on TV or magazines and I don’t have to know her personally, I’ll continue to root for her career and hope she does more nude layouts. Because she has one nice looking vagina.