MIDDLEBOROUGH, Mass. — Did somebody say McDonald’s?

Oh my god this is painful. I am working on a story for the Boston Globe here in Middleborough, and the only place I could find with wireless Internet to file my story is … a McDonald’s.

I’m totally not a paying customer. I’m not buying anything, especially French fries.

John Guilfoil is the editor-in-chief of Blast: Boston's Online Magazine. He can be reached at guilfoil.j@blastmagazine.com.