NEWSWIRE–An amateur chef died the day after eating a “superhot” pepper in a bet over who could make the hottest dish.

To this handy rule of measurement I’ll clue you;
It determines if you lose or if you win:
There are things of which a little dab will do you,
And of others which a dab will do you in.

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