Apparently, Quagmire isn’t the only randy resident of Quahog! Thanks to Full Spread Entertainment and LFP Video, you can see your favorite Rhode Island residents getting wild in the just-released “Family Guy — The XXX Parody.”

The film, brought to you by the masterminds behind “The Simpsons —The XXX Parody,” Lee Roy Myers and Dr. Philgood, features Peter choking that pesky giant chicken, an 18-year-old Meg taking it all off (except, of course, for that ugly hat), and Quagmire going, “Giggity giggity goo!”

“Every time I think that Lee Roy can’t top himself, he goes out and does it again,” says Lux Alptraum, CEO of Fleshbot.com. “‘Family Guy — The XXX Parody’ isn’t just an outrageous take on one of the country’s most popular cartoons—it also like a well done, super sexy porno movie.”

“This is definitely, by far, one of the funniest porn parodies you will ever see,” says director Lee Roy Myers. ”We wanted to spoof the show, while at the same time lampooning it…with vaginas.”

The video, featuring Anthony Rosano, James Deen, Aurora Snow, Misty Stone, Sarah Shevon and Jennifer White, can be ordered here. For downloads, photo galleries and more, go to  www.familyguyporno.org.

Whether or not you’re already a member of the mile high club, the just-released “Not Pan Am XXX” video will get you hot, bothered, and ready for liftoff!

Shot on a realistic Hollywood soundstage, the spoof video, directed by Will Ryder, will make you want to hop on the next flight and never get off…the plane.

Want some nuts? A pillow? A warm, wet towel? The “Not Pan Am” stewardesses, played by Kayden Kross, Misty Stone, Kacey Jordan, Teagan Presley, Sunny Lane, Shyla Stylez, Hillary Scott, Lexi Love and Kenzie Marie, offer their passengers all that and much, much more.

One of the pampered passengers is played by none other than world-famous Ron Jeremy, who gives a sexy stewardess the ride of her life (we bet she loves all that turbulence!).

This and other Will Ryder/X-Play movies, including “Not the Bradys XXX,” “Not Charlie’s Angels XXX” and “Not the Cosbys XXX,” are available here.

Sure, Marge and Homer are in love; we’ve all seen them rolling around under the sheets on “The Simpsons,” but we’ve been spared the dirty details — until now.

Thanks to Full Spread Entertainment, you can watch your favorite citizens of Springfield doing the deed and eating each other’s…shorts. Watch Marge, Homer, Cookie Kwan, Moe, McBain and Barney have the yellowest sex you’ve ever seen. In the tape, shot by Homer on Flanders’ video camera, Marge lets her tall blue hair down and channels her inner sex goddess — it’s the kinkiest thing she’s done since she posed for “Playboy.”

“I couldn’t believe my eyes when I watched it,” said Full Spread Entertainment’s Lee Roy Myers. “Everyone in the movie is famous, naked, thrusting, sexy, and yellow. So yellow.”

“Clearly it is the real deal,” adds Full Spread Entertainment’s Dr. Philgood. “If it wasn’t, why would they all be so yellow?”

Want more proof that it’s the real deal? You can count on Flanders popping in to say, “Howdy doodly!”

For free downloads and behind-the-scenes extras, go to www.simpsonsporno.org. To order a copy of the film, go here.

And you thought seeing big-boobed lifeguards running in slow motion on the beach was hot! Hustler Video’s new DVD release, “This Ain’t Baywatch XXX,” will show you a whole lot more than bikini-clad bodies. Your favorite characters from the TV show, including CJ (Gina Lynn), Mitch (Otto Bauer), and April (Breanne Benson), will be taking it all off for some sandy sex on the beach.

“It is kind of surprising that with all the parody films out there, no one thought to do this one,” said Rob Smith, director of operations for Hustler Video. “But then again, considering how sexually charged the original show was anyway, maybe everyone else figured that people were fine jerking off to the original. But not Hustler. We’re in the business for taking things to the next level.”

If the “next level” means plot twists such as the lifeguards rescuing a “drowning” couple from the waves only to discover that they were just fooling around, count us in!

Lexi Belle, who plays the newlywed whose oral sex skills were interrupted by those pesky lifeguards, said of her role in the movie, “Honestly, I don’t know what was better: Getting to hang out at the beach all day for work, or getting to have sex all day for work? This was definitely one of the better sets I’ve been on in a long time. I mean, who doesn’t like to hear when they show up for work, ‘Put on this swimsuit and go give Bill a BJ in the ocean. Okay, now go take off your clothes and eff your brains out.’ I love my job!”

Oh Lexi, we love your job, too!

Yabba dabba…do her hard? You’ll never look at one of your favorite childhood cartoons the same again. In honor of “The Flintstones’” 50th birthday, adult film studio New Sensations is releasing a porn parody, giving Bam-Bam’s big club a whole new meaning.

Brought to you by the masterminds behind the porn parodies of “The Office,” “Scrubs,” and “Seinfeld,” “The Flintstones: An XXX Parody” will feature the various “talents” of stars Hillary Scott as Wilma, Brooke Lee Adams as Betty, Anthony Rosano as Barney, and Peter O’Tool as Fred (no, not that Peter O’Toole).

Director Will Ryder said of the film, which will be released on DVD Oct. 25, “We have brought everyone’s favorite cartoon cavemen to life and allowed them to indulge in their prehistoric, carnal lust for sex. After 50 years of abstinence, you know Fred and Barney are dying to finally get with their wives, or anyone else wearing a fur skirt.”

You can be sure that the movie will feature a whole lot of prehistoric bed-rocking in an authentic Bedrock—the set of the Flintstones’ living room was recreated so it’ll look just like it does in your innocent childhood memories of the cartoon. Also replicated? Fred’s awesome car.

The plot’s as thick as any other porn flick’s — you know, Fred suspects Wilma’s cheating, but she’s really planning a surprise birthday party for him. Oh, and Pebbles and Bam-Bam aren’t the toddlers you remember, because that would just be creepy (and illegal!). Instead, they’re older and ready to explore their sexuality…and each other.

For those of you who love Jerry Seinfeld and have always wanted him to put down that cereal, kick off his sneakers and make sweet love to… someone, check out the Seinfeld porn parody teaser trailer just released by New Sensations:

The film is set to be released on June 22, but if you’re under 18, “No porn for you!”

Scrubs star Zach Braff appeared‚ on Jimmy Kimmel Live March 25 and discussed the upcoming porn parody of the‚ hit ABC television show that made him famous.

The porn take-off on Scrubs is being produced by New Sensations.‚ Directed by Lee Roy Myers, the newcomer who also helmed the company’s‚ latest hit, The Office: A XXX Parody, the movie stars contract girl‚ Ashlynn Brooke, Thea Marie, Shane Diesel, Jack Lawrence, James Deen and Ralph Long.

Other members of the Scrubs: A XXX Parody cast include Alexis Texas,‚ Joanna Angel, Tori Black and Missy Stone.

“Scrubs’ is being made into a movie,” Braff said on Kimmel’s‚ late-night talk show on ABC. “I wouldn’t get too excited – it’s a‚ porno movie.” After the crowd cheered wildly, Braff exclaimed, “They‚ got more excited! Someone sent this to me, this is not a joke. They‚ are making ‘Scrubs’ into a triple-X porno. On the web they showed the porn stars that are playing each one of us.”

Braff and Kimmel then went through some cast photos and the porn stars‚ that are playing them.

“This girl’s gonna be Sarah [Chalke, who plays Dr. Elliot Reid on the‚ show],” Braff said, holding up a picture of Ashlynn Brooke. “I think‚ it’s a good match.”

Braff’s porn doppelganger, James Deen, elicited the most applause. “My‚ guy looks like there’s nothing the director would say that he’d be,‚ like, ‘Nah, dude, I’m not doing that.’”

The release date for Scrubs: A XXX Parody is May 18.

As adult spoofs of popular television shows seem like the next big thing, we are laughing out loud watching The Office XXX porn parody that puts a buxom blond in place of the boss and includes plenty of interoffice action.

When the cameras enter the offices of Dinder Muffin, it’s up to ‘World’s Bust Boss,’ Michelle (Ashlynn Brooke) to make sure that the hard drives are hard and the water cooler is wet. And that’s why she’s not only the boss, she’s the employee of the month! It’s the must see XXX tv parody of the year, when a huge all star cast (that’s what she said!) stars in New Sensations hilarious hump-fest, The Office: A XXX Parody. The splooge and jokes fly with Ashlynn Brooke, Jenna Haze, Stephanie Swift, Alexis Texas, Gianna Michaels, Faye Reagan, Dahlia Denyle, Codi Carmichael, James Deen, Dane Cross, Ralph Long, Rooco Reed and Mark Wood. … This is one office where nobody gets laid off… but they all get laid!

The video features Faye Reagan, who we reported on when the usually naked-on-camera redhead got hired to model clothes for American Apparel.

The March 9 DVD has more special features than most Hollywood movies, including a bonus scene, in case you can’t get enough. The feature is 2 hours and 37 minutes.

On the heels of the amazing success of “Not the Bradys XXX,” famed adult film director Will Ryder will be assembling not only a sequel to the Brady Bunch spoof but a Bewitched porno as well!

Scheduled for a late spring release, “Not Bewitched XXX” will, by all appearances, be a hardcore homage to the 60s television classic that stared Elizabeth Montgomery.

“We have some fabulous movies for 2008 and I think the fans will enjoy this sixties era Bewitched spoof,” said X-Play/All Media Play producer Scott David. “The crush of sales for our Bradys XXX hasn’t shown any signs of slowing down so we’re putting all of our production effort into crafting the next set of movies.”

The team of Scott David and Jeff Mullen are also responsible for the wildly popular Britney Rears porn series — a parody of Britney Spears now staring mega-starlet Hillary Scott

This may be the start of a tv-to-porn revolution.

“We have a number of big movies to complete and Britney 4 just recently hit stores,” said Will Ryder. “We have Bewitched, our Partridge Family spoof that we’re doing with Hustler, a big comedy project with SexZ Pictures starring Paulina James, a big Beverly Hillbillies movie with Adam & Eve and of course the Brady Bunch sequel so it’s a great time to be with X-Play.”

Nobody is talking about who the porn version of Samantha the beautiful blond witch will be. But if you’re talking about beautiful blonds that have worked with X-Play and Will Ryder in the past, don’t be too surprised to see either Hillary Scott or Blast’s November cover model, Aurora Snow.

My money would be on Snow, who’s older and just looks the part, but anyone is possible. Will Ryder has more blonds at his disposal than an NFL cheerleading tryout.