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We aren’t smut peddlers, though. We have the funny, arguably tasteful and creative stuff like This Ain’t Star Trek XXX, This Ain’t Gilligan’s Island XXX, and Not Three’s Company XXX and G-rated posters to go with each.

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By the way, the Star Trek one has Sasha Grey, who we interviewed for her first Hollywood film role, and Aurora Snow, we was on the cover of Blast in November 2007.

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X-Play porn producers Scott David and Jeff Mullen — the same boys behind the Brady Bunch and Bewitched porn spoofs — announced they are working on Love Boat and Three’s Company to add to their repertoire.

“We make movies that appeal to us from a creative standpoint,” said Mullen. “Then we determine if there is a commercial market for the project and execute an appropriate marketing campaign and so far we’ve been able to connect to a sizable audience.”

Sizable indeed. Not the Bradys XXX has been one of the top-selling porn DVD’s and online downloads since its release last year.

Not Bewitched XXX is due out in the fall and features Jenna Haze, Teagan, Eva Angelina, Sasha Grey, Nina Hartley, Aurora Snow, Ron Jeremy and Sunny Lane. A preview can be seen on their website.

"We reach for the stars each time we produce a movie they keep getting better,” Mullen said.