Yeah. You read right.

The Blast newsroom is way overstocked on pornography.

So take it. Take it all.

We aren’t smut peddlers, though. We have the funny, arguably tasteful and creative stuff like This Ain’t Star Trek XXX, This Ain’t Gilligan’s Island XXX, and Not Three’s Company XXX and G-rated posters to go with each.

You must be 18 or older. Seriously.

You have to register as a Blast reader to qualify. It’s free. Then leave a comment on this story, and we’ll pick three winners at random. You’ll get the DVD and the sexy poster to go with it.

By the way, the Star Trek one has Sasha Grey, who we interviewed for her first Hollywood film role, and Aurora Snow, we was on the cover of Blast in November 2007.

Leave your email address in the comment, and we’ll email the winners, asking for your date of birth.