Apparently, Quagmire isn’t the only randy resident of Quahog! Thanks to Full Spread Entertainment and LFP Video, you can see your favorite Rhode Island residents getting wild in the just-released “Family Guy — The XXX Parody.”

The film, brought to you by the masterminds behind “The Simpsons —The XXX Parody,” Lee Roy Myers and Dr. Philgood, features Peter choking that pesky giant chicken, an 18-year-old Meg taking it all off (except, of course, for that ugly hat), and Quagmire going, “Giggity giggity goo!”

“Every time I think that Lee Roy can’t top himself, he goes out and does it again,” says Lux Alptraum, CEO of Fleshbot.com. “‘Family Guy — The XXX Parody’ isn’t just an outrageous take on one of the country’s most popular cartoons—it also like a well done, super sexy porno movie.”

“This is definitely, by far, one of the funniest porn parodies you will ever see,” says director Lee Roy Myers. ”We wanted to spoof the show, while at the same time lampooning it…with vaginas.”

The video, featuring Anthony Rosano, James Deen, Aurora Snow, Misty Stone, Sarah Shevon and Jennifer White, can be ordered here. For downloads, photo galleries and more, go to  www.familyguyporno.org.

Sasha Grey, a 23-year old former porn actress, recently read to the first and third grades at Emerson Elementary School in Los Angeles County for Read Across America Day.

The actress’s appearance, who has not been involved in pornographic films for the past two years, has ignited indignation from parents. Some parents have filed complaints with the Parent-Teacher Association, or PTA.

Grey has frequently appeared on HBO’s “Entourage“.

Whether or not you’re already a member of the mile high club, the just-released “Not Pan Am XXX” video will get you hot, bothered, and ready for liftoff!

Shot on a realistic Hollywood soundstage, the spoof video, directed by Will Ryder, will make you want to hop on the next flight and never get off…the plane.

Want some nuts? A pillow? A warm, wet towel? The “Not Pan Am” stewardesses, played by Kayden Kross, Misty Stone, Kacey Jordan, Teagan Presley, Sunny Lane, Shyla Stylez, Hillary Scott, Lexi Love and Kenzie Marie, offer their passengers all that and much, much more.

One of the pampered passengers is played by none other than world-famous Ron Jeremy, who gives a sexy stewardess the ride of her life (we bet she loves all that turbulence!).

This and other Will Ryder/X-Play movies, including “Not the Bradys XXX,” “Not Charlie’s Angels XXX” and “Not the Cosbys XXX,” are available here.

We knew this day would come. As Apple’s Facetime technology — and competing tech from other mobile companies — makes video calling popular after two decades of existence, pornography has come to take advantage of the trends.

iP4Play bills itself as the “first and only provider of live adult entertainment utilizing Apple’s FaceTime technology.”

Miss FaceTime 2010 Charlotte Stokely

iP4Play is a brand new company. During its first six months in existence, the company has also offered two-way audio and video sex over Skype.

“iP4Play users have quickly realized the benefits of the iP4Play experience over traditional computer-based webcam services,” the company said in a statement. “Unlike most webcam services that offer only one-way interaction, iP4Play offers true interactive two-way audio and video via FaceTime on iPhone 4, iPod Touch, the iPad 2, and Mac computers.”

As for Charlotte Stokely, she was born in a much more conservative geography in Utah and now lives in SoCal. She’s Scandinavian and English and loves music, movies, and reading.

We’re not exactly sure what the “Miss FaceTime” award entails, but it gives us an excuse to post her photo on Blast.

“I am so thrilled and excited at winning this incredible award,” says Charlotte. “I have so much fun with the people from all over the world who come to get away from life’s craziness to enjoy having a crazy time with me!”

You can follow Charlotte on twitter at @Char_Stokely.

At 5-foot-3, Breanne Benson mixes exotic looks with some curves rarely seen in the adult industry.

She must have done something right, because Benson is the January 2011 Penthouse Pet of the Month.

Benson took a few minutes to have a chat with Blast recently.

BLAST: So tell us about yourself. Where did you grow up?

BREANNE BENSON: I was born in Albania and came to the U.S. when I was just 7 years old. I grew up in Southern California.

BLAST: How did you get into modeling?

BB: Through a friend of mine.

BLAST: For you, is it more about modeling or more about exhibitionism?

BB: Actually, It’s a little bit of both. I’m a young girl with a free spirit who loves sex.

BLAST: What feeling does it give you knowing that thousands or millions of people have seen you naked, or more?

BB: It is very exciting. I have fans from all over the world, and I think it’s amazing that there’s people watching me have sex on camera. It is a definitely turn-on.

BLAST: How did the Penthouse Pet of the Month come to be? What was it like working with Penthouse?

BB: It came as a total surprise to me, to be honest. I was extremely excited when I received the news. I feel honored to be a Penthouse Pet! Penthouse is one of my favorite companies to work for. Working for their film division is always such a pleasure. The production crew is so funny, and they always make us, the models, look good. I just worked for them the other day, and I spent the whole day laughing. I had so much fun!

BLAST: How did you get your start in hardcore? Do you prefer modeling for the camera or acting out for the video camera?

BB: It was simple, really. I felt like it was the next best step for my career, and I’m very happy with my decision to switch over to hardcore. I like all of it, the modeling, the sex, everything! I get to explore all my sexual fantasy’s with the world.

BLAST: What do you want to do next year?

BB: I hope to continue to progress as an adult performer. This isn’t just a job for me, it’s my career and I take it very seriously.

Capri Anderson enters a Midtown Manhattan office building on November 22 in New York (WireImage)

On Monday, “Two and a Half Men” actor Charlie Sheen, 45, sued the porn star, Capri Anderson, who was found locked in the bathroom of his Manhattan’s Plaza Hotel suite last month, hours after she accused him of abuse in a “Good Morning America” interview.

The suit accuses the woman of extortion, saying she sought $1 million to remain quiet.

Earlier Monday, Anderson alleged Sheen used racial slurs and grabbed her by the throat on ABC’s “Good Morning America.”

The lawsuit claims the allegations are false and that Anderson lowered her price to $500,000 on the eve of the interview. The lawsuit also accuses Anderson of taking a $165,000 watch from the actor and locking herself in the bathroom of the hotel to conceal the watch.

Anderson originally planned to file against the actor for battery and false imprisonment.

Sheen was temporarily hospitalized after hotel security reported he was disorderly and had broken furniture in his hotel room. Also, he voluntarily went with authorities for a psychiatric evaluation and was released from the hospital the same day.

Yabba dabba…do her hard? You’ll never look at one of your favorite childhood cartoons the same again. In honor of “The Flintstones’” 50th birthday, adult film studio New Sensations is releasing a porn parody, giving Bam-Bam’s big club a whole new meaning.

Brought to you by the masterminds behind the porn parodies of “The Office,” “Scrubs,” and “Seinfeld,” “The Flintstones: An XXX Parody” will feature the various “talents” of stars Hillary Scott as Wilma, Brooke Lee Adams as Betty, Anthony Rosano as Barney, and Peter O’Tool as Fred (no, not that Peter O’Toole).

Director Will Ryder said of the film, which will be released on DVD Oct. 25, “We have brought everyone’s favorite cartoon cavemen to life and allowed them to indulge in their prehistoric, carnal lust for sex. After 50 years of abstinence, you know Fred and Barney are dying to finally get with their wives, or anyone else wearing a fur skirt.”

You can be sure that the movie will feature a whole lot of prehistoric bed-rocking in an authentic Bedrock—the set of the Flintstones’ living room was recreated so it’ll look just like it does in your innocent childhood memories of the cartoon. Also replicated? Fred’s awesome car.

The plot’s as thick as any other porn flick’s — you know, Fred suspects Wilma’s cheating, but she’s really planning a surprise birthday party for him. Oh, and Pebbles and Bam-Bam aren’t the toddlers you remember, because that would just be creepy (and illegal!). Instead, they’re older and ready to explore their sexuality…and each other.

Nothing is sacred. Nothing is pure.

We’re cleaning out the porn closet again. Blast has FOUR porn DVD gift sets that are sure to please. Three lucky readers will get them and get to watch their favorite pop culture fantasies on the small screen.

The even re-created The Max

The first, as you may have guessed, is “This Ain’t Saved by the Bell XXX.” We could probably give away 1,000 of these if we had them, because how many of you never imagined Zack and Kelly finally gettin’ it on? Right? Right?

Well Zack, Kelly, Slater, Jessie, and the gang are all here in this parody. And yes, Zack and Kelly screw. Jessie goes lesbian. Even Mr. Belding has his moment of glory.

They even re-created The Max.

You get the DVD and a few posters, all carefully packed in a white and pink Hustler folder.

Number two is billed under the subhead “They go there.” It’s “This Ain’t Star Trek XXX,” the Hustler porn parody of the science fiction series. We particularly like this one because it has Sasha Grey who sat down with Blast’s Erica Marcus for an interview when she started in the mainstream “Girlfriend Experience.”

The captain still always get the babes.

You get the movie and a full-size movie poster.

Third, “Not Married with Children XXX.” This one is pretty much as you’d expect it to be.

The fourth one is a bit of a twist. It’s called “You’re Nalin’ Palin Interactive.” It’s one of several Sarah Palin porn parodies. This one also brings in a parody of Carrie Prejean in a way that she would almost certainly not morally approve of.

You get the movie, some posters, and — get this — a Sarah Palin mask.

You must comment on this story with your favorite “Saved by the Bell,” “Star Trek,” “Married with Children” or Sarah Palin/Carrie Prejean moment to win the corresponding DVD. You have to be a registered Blast user — it’s free!

You also must be 18, a legal US resident, and this contest is void where prohibited by law.

The million-dollar girl is back in a pornographic blockbuster, part of the growing trend of adult films with mega budgets and film elements — like scripts and special effects — usually reserved for “real” movies.

Director David Stanley and SexZ Pictures are putting together the dialogue-heavy “Fleshed Out,” set for release later this year.

The film’s synopsis reads like a really trashy paperback:

Lena (Kimberly Kane) is a cynical nymphomaniac whose idea of a good time is to hang out at the local sex club with her fuck-buddy Dan (Evan Stone). Lena’s worst nightmare is to be locked down into a serious relationship. As far as Lena is concerned, relationships ruin everything. To prove her point, she decides to take out her disgust on Maggie and Gerry (Hillary Scott and Voodoo), a seemingly sweet couple whom Lena catches cuddling at a local cafe. Lena seduces Gerry in the cafe bathroom and makes no bones in letting Maggie know it was her. What Lena doesn’t realize, however, is that Maggie is not the innocent girl she appears to be, but rather a psychotic police detective with a taste for sadism and a highly-evolved sense of propriety. That night, Maggie exacts her revenge on Lena, kidnapping her and paralyzing her with anesthetic to turn her into a sex slave for the pleasure of her and her fiancƒ©. But, as the night goes on, and it becomes clear that Maggie wants to not only use Lena’s body but to destroy it completely, Gerry begins to lose his nerve about going through with his fiancƒ©’s increasingly diabolical plan.

“Hillary Scott blew me away” Stanley said recently. “She is everything you could want in a star: beautiful, confident, voraciously sexual and a great, great actress. She definitely rose to the level of a champion. I couldn’t have been more impressed and I can hardly wait for people to see what she did with the role. It’s a nasty, nasty performance. Truly terrifying.”

Scott previously started in high-budget porn films “Corruption” and “Upload,” which won numerous adult film awards last year. She was also Marcia in the Brady Bunch porn.

“It was great shooting Fleshed Out with David Stanley because I haven’t made a lot of movies over the past year so I really want each one to stand out and be special” Scott said. “David crafted a great story and some awesome sex and I think fans will love this movie when it comes out.”

See the trailer here. We can’t show it to you on Blast, sadly.

Fleshed Out stars Hillary Scott, Kimberly Kane, Mika Tan, Nikki Rhodes, Mr. Pete, Justin Long, Mikey Budters, Voodoo, Evan Stone, Jax and Tommy Gunn.

Set for a September 23 release, "Not Bewitched XXX" is billed as "a hilarious story, sizzling sex, plenty of witchcraft … destined for many year-end best lists."

The video is part of a trailer-per-week promotion from X-Play, leading up to the release next month.

Not Bewitched XXX tells the story about one-year old Tabitha being turned into a sex-happy 18 year old when Aunt Clara casts a spell on her. Advertising executive Darren and his beautiful suburban housewife Samantha have a big problem when Aunt Clara can’t undo the spell and with Tabitha’s 1st birthday party looming, all hell breaks loose when nosy neighbors, the boss and even the police arrive. Wild sex, dirty witchcraft, [etc] abound in this hilarious XXX spoof of the 1960s classic TV show.

“This movie was so much fun to make. I can’t wait until it comes out,” said Jenna Haze who is also recording a commentary track on the DVD.

In addition to Jenna Haze as Samantha and Teagan as Tabitha, the movie will star Sasha Grey, Eva Angelina and Nina Hartley as the meddling mother Endora.

Rounding out the female cast is Sunny Lane, Aurora Snow, Madison Ivy, Daisy Layne, Kandice Nicole, Kelly Skyline, Marli Jane and Winter Sky.

Mike Horner plays worried husband Darren, James Bartholet plays his drunk boss Larry and Ron Jeremy becomes the whacky Dr. Bombay. James Deen, Jack Lawrence, Aaron Wilcoxxx and Nathan Threat round out the 21 member cast.

On the heels of the amazing success of “Not the Bradys XXX,” famed adult film director Will Ryder will be assembling not only a sequel to the Brady Bunch spoof but a Bewitched porno as well!

Scheduled for a late spring release, “Not Bewitched XXX” will, by all appearances, be a hardcore homage to the 60s television classic that stared Elizabeth Montgomery.

“We have some fabulous movies for 2008 and I think the fans will enjoy this sixties era Bewitched spoof,” said X-Play/All Media Play producer Scott David. “The crush of sales for our Bradys XXX hasn’t shown any signs of slowing down so we’re putting all of our production effort into crafting the next set of movies.”

The team of Scott David and Jeff Mullen are also responsible for the wildly popular Britney Rears porn series — a parody of Britney Spears now staring mega-starlet Hillary Scott

This may be the start of a tv-to-porn revolution.

“We have a number of big movies to complete and Britney 4 just recently hit stores,” said Will Ryder. “We have Bewitched, our Partridge Family spoof that we’re doing with Hustler, a big comedy project with SexZ Pictures starring Paulina James, a big Beverly Hillbillies movie with Adam & Eve and of course the Brady Bunch sequel so it’s a great time to be with X-Play.”

Nobody is talking about who the porn version of Samantha the beautiful blond witch will be. But if you’re talking about beautiful blonds that have worked with X-Play and Will Ryder in the past, don’t be too surprised to see either Hillary Scott or Blast’s November cover model, Aurora Snow.

My money would be on Snow, who’s older and just looks the part, but anyone is possible. Will Ryder has more blonds at his disposal than an NFL cheerleading tryout.

Adult DVD Empire, a four-time winner of the AVN Award for Best Retail Website, celebrates their 10th aniversary by unleashing a list of the best-selling porn dvd’s of all time.

20. Jesse Jane: Erotique

“Adult’s most acclaimed director teamed up with its freshest young talent in 2004, as Nic Andrews presents Jesse Jane: Erotique, a hot all-sex movie starring Digital Playground’s newest sensation: the sexy and sultry Jesse Jane!”

19. Space Nuts

“Led by the Evil Overlord and the Dark Witch, an ominous shadow has swept across the universe, destroying countless planets in its wake.”

Hell of a porn plot starting sultry blond bombshells Stormy Daniels, Jessica Drake, Katie Morgan.

18. Kelly the Coed 1

“Meet Kelly the Coed. Fresh out of high school and away from home for the first time, what’s a young freshman to do but get into trouble? Watch as Kelly experiences her first Rush Week on Greek Row as rowdy frat boys pledge new brothers and little sisters at wild toga parties. But the Greek system never saw a little sister quite like Kelly the Coed.”

17. Flesh Hunter

One of Aurora Snow’s (our November cover girl) early flicks, 2001′s Flesh Hunter was a hot one. Can’t even give you the synopsis of this one..

16. The New Devil In Miss Jones

“Savanna (Miss Jones) is a virgin suicide who begs Jenna (The Devil) to grant her just a little more time on earth before her descent into hell. Jenna obliges…but only if Miss Jones totally and completely surrenders herself to the sins of the flesh!”

15. Ancient Secrets Of The Kama Sutra

14. The Fashionistas

“This is a very high budget adult film with extensive story/action sequences, exquisite wardrobe and cutting edge, full length, very hard sex scenes. There are also several full on S&M scenes with very real action. These elements fit together in a dramatic mystery love story that takes our lead character Antonio (Rocco Siffredi), an Italian fashion designer, on a wild sexual ride into the underground S&M scene. His guide is Helena (portrayed by real life dominant, Taylor St. Claire). His phantom obsession is Jesse. Shot on 35mm film, with the lighting and production elements of a mainstream motion picture, this is by far my most ambitious project. It is a highly charged erotic experience, not intended for the novice porno viewer.”

13. Fade to Black

“There are no amateurs in porn, and three aspiring directors are about to find out the hard way. Join adult’s hottest star Taylor in a story about film making. And the drama that comes with it!”

12. Jenna Jameson is the Masseuse

11. Virtual Sex With Tera Patrick

10. Bad Wives

This award-winning hit included some of the best actual acting ever seen in pornography

9. Briana Loves Jenna

8. Virtual Sex With Jenna

“Virtual Sex with Jenna is the first true interactive sex for your DVD Video Player or DVD-Rom drive. Now as never before, experience all the lust and desire of having sex with one of the most beautiful women in the world, Jenna Jameson. Interact with her using your DVD Remote! You choose the sexual positions! You choose the camera angles! You choose her moods between innocent and nasty! Enter Jenna’s world where FantaVR allows you to control this gorgeous sexual animal and enjoy her countless times. The Virtual Sex Series has redefined interactive sex. Virtual Sex with Jenna is the most advanced cyber sex simulator on DVD.”

7. Dream Quest

“Jenna Jameson is Sara, an average blonde knockout that has had enough of her mundane life. Enter the faerie folk. They pull Jenna into a mystical world of seduction and danger. It’s up to her to save “fantasy” from banishment at the hands of the evil Vladimir.”

6. All Star

“Five average guys are wandering through Malibu in search of a mansion where the All-Stars play, a group of the hottest women known to man. They are on the age-old quest to ‘Get Some’”

5. Island Fever 3

“Relax. Take a deep breath and let Island Fever 3 transport you to a sensual world of pure, raw passion, unlike any you’ve ever known.”

4. Pirates

A 3-disc set in DVD and HD-DVD, this is one of the most advanced accomplishments in the stereotypically low-budget adult film industry.

“From the award-winning director Joone comes the bigest epic in the history of adult films. This electrifying, swashbuckling sex-adventure takes you on a humorous and mystical journey through haunted seas and deep into the abyss of our most lustful desires…

Pirates features deadly swordplay against skeleton warriors, Jesse Jane in her first girl/girl scene with Janine & Carmen Luvana, dirty pirate whores (Teagan Presley, Devon, Jenaveve Jolie and many more), awe-inspiring Incan magic, grandiose sea battles, loads of special features & hot extras within a 3 disc set, and 10 of the most arousing sex scenes in the history of erotic cinema!”

Here is the trailer. Warning: contains some brief nudity.

3. Island Fever

2. Award Winning Sex Scenes

1. Flashpoint

“Jenna’s Fighting Fire With Fire. Nothing you’ve seen can prepare you for the non-stop adult action of Brad Armstrong’s Flashpoint. This mega-budget feature delivers the heart stopping action sequences and the blistering sex that has made Wicked the Leader in Adult Video, Stunning Pyrotechnics, Incredible Locations, and the most awesomely beautiful and daringly decadent cast of today’s most incendiary performers will blaze across your screen. It’s Adult Video you’ve only dreamt of. Don’t miss it.”

Flash Point is not currently available for purchase because a 10-year aniversary edition is coming out soon, said Adult DVD Empire’s Courtney Arthur.

What is the best way to learn American History? Would you say by reading books or watching an educational movie? How about a virtual stripping tutor? Is this actually possible? Well, sort of.

Naughty American History is not an actual tutoring service, but a website that poses American history questions, and when the participant answers a question correctly, the video tutor (male or female, your choice) takes off an article of clothing. The game includes eight stages which increase in difficulty. If the gorgeous tutor doesn’t pressure you enough to get the multiple choice question right, you are also working against the 10 second clock.

When you get to the website, it asks you to enter your birthday to make sure you’re at least 18. This is clearly a fool-proof method. If the participant is not 18 years of age, you’re out of luck. The questions vary between games played, but they all come out of the same pool of questions, therefore picking one tutor over another makes no difference other than personal preference.

As you answer each question correctly, the tutor takes off a specific article of clothing. But get one wrong, and you’re done. You have to restart and try again to reach the ultimate goal of seeing the Naughty American History tutor naked. After you lose, the site gives the option to click on "play again" or to enter two related porn sites, that focus on good looking females dressed as teachers.

To that effect, the game is really more or less an advertisement for a porn site, but hey, it’s fun.

Throughout the game, the song “Auld Lang Syne” blasts to remind you of New Years–for what reason it is not known.

Loading the questions can take forever when you first log onto the site. Also, there are frequent pauses in the games which may be frustrating if you are waiting to see if you got an answer correctly or not (and if you’re waiting for some clothes to come off).

Americans are always being accused of not knowing enough history. This way of teaching may get Americans to think about history more, because after answering the eight questions, there is a great reward at the end.

An example of an easy first level question is "What color is not on the American flag? Red, white, blue, or orange?"

If you get that wrong, you don’t deserve to see anyone naked in the first place.