Guybush Threewpood is now Shortplank Hardwood. Yeah, you know where this is going.

Independent developer Grimmstone is readying a add-on pack for it’s X-rated Tetris title (yep, that totally exists) with the name “The Secret of Spunky Island” Essentially, you play the role of a porn director who needs to fill roles in his porn parodies by ahem, positioning …umm ..actors into roles as they fall from the screen.

If you’re really interested in the game and it’s artistic qualities, you can find out more at the developer’s official site, which features NSFW content obviously.

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You may have seen the blockbuster “Zack and Miri Make a Porno.” The movie “Humpday” is nothing like that.‚ 

Both share some of the basic characteristics, however: two friends come together to make a porn movie. Both are dialogue-heavy comedies.‚  However, the gold is in the difference.‚  In “Humpday,” instead of the friends being played by two opposite sex buddies, they are played by two very heterosexual male chums.‚  Also, as much as the heavy dialogue succeeds in Zack and Miri Make a Porno, Humpday just gets bogged down in it.

The film opens at 2 a.m. when Ben (Mark Duplass) and his wife Anna (Alycia Delmore), are woken up by Ben’s bohemian, wild-man college friend Andrew (Joshua Leonard).‚ After the friends are reunited, Ben immediately loosens up his white picket fence demeanor to party hardy with Andrew.‚  Fancying themselves free-spirited and artistic, they decide to enter a film contest that is “so weird it pushes boundaries.”‚  They run with this idea, for better or worse, and decide that they should star in their own movie as two straight men that have sex together.‚  This boundary-pushing piece of art would be “beyond gay.”

With so much happening at the beginning of the film, Director Lynn Shelton leaves little of the characters to be developed as the film progresses.‚  She uses most of the good lines and events within the first 40 minutes, leaving the audience waiting for the last part of the movie.‚  This is rough particularly in a dialogue-centric movie, where the audience is not learning new things about the characters, nor does it have the events to move the plot through.

As a gay man, usually homoerotic subtexts will get me through any movie.‚  Humpday, for a movie about man-on-man porn, is charming in that is lacks any of this.‚  It is like the drunk, overweight fraternity guy, who always stands too close to you when he is talking with his shirt off.‚  In the current world of Bromance movies, (see “I Love You Man”) this movie is refreshing in that it balances the relationship between Ben and Andrew with Ben’s relationship with his wife.

Delmore, who plays wife Anna, gave the strongest acting performance in the movie. This may be due to the fact that she is given most of the best lines throughout the movie. Anna, although not directly involved in the relationship between the two men seems to be what holds the movie together, and makes it last its short 92 minutes.

The movie is believable.‚  After Ben and Andrew make the drunken, high decision to make porn, they immediately regret it the next morning.‚  However, neither of them wants to chicken out, so they both keep going along with the plan.‚  The film is great at depicting masculinity and male bonding in a humorous way, but seemed to let the audience down in terms of it being funny.

We’ve been talking a lot about television sitcom porn parodies, big budget sex epics, and even a porn star turned Hollywood actress, but now it’s time to get back to basics. Or, at least one director is taking a break from “mainstream porn.”

Hillary Scott, the million-dollar porn girl, is signed on for the cast of “Flight Attendants,” slated to hit stores in the fall. It’s got a plot and some dialogue, but it’s a pure, vintage porn scenario that the title kinda gives away.

“I am extremely excited to have some variety in my career again,” Scott said. “I look forward to working with old friends and new directors. I do not feel like I’ve done my hardest sex scenes or best acting performances yet and I’m very eager to have the opportunity to do those this year. I haven’t worked much lately, and I have lots of repressed desires and creativity that I can’t wait to release on camera for all of my fans!”

Scott stared as Marcia in the original Brady Bunch porn flick that we reviewed in 2007.

You can bet we’ll tell you more about “Flight Attendants” later this summer.

Hustler released a PG-rated trailer for the sequel for the popular Brady Bunch porn spoof: Not the Bradys XXX: Marcia Marcia Marcia!

If that’s not enough, there’s a dirty version of the trailer here.

“Marcia will do anything to meet pop idol Danny Jones but things turn sticky when her parents discover a returned envelope containing soiled panties & a dirty letter. When TeenPop Magazine reports the story, Marcia gets grounded & fears her life is ruined before Danny comes to her rescue by visiting her school.”

The film contains eight sex scenes and the DVD will have a ton of extra features, we’re told.