Jack Sparrow, Alice Cullen, Bella Swan, Joan Jett, Cherie Currie, The Joker, Harley Quinn, Sweeney Todd and William Turner — Hannah Hindi, 24, and Hillary Hindi, 20, of “The Hillywood Show” online have played them all and more in their online parodies that have arrested the humor of millions.

Hannah (Alice Cullen in the parodies) and Hilly (Bella Swan) are the official hosts of the Twilight Conventions. With Jacob Jost (Edward Cullen), Drew Lorentz (Jasper Hale), Shuan Flynn (Emmett Cullen), Brittany Turner (Rosalie Hale) and Joseph Lewellyn (Jacob Black), they tour the country in costumes and makeup so precise that it’s hard to believe it’s all done by a couple people.

It all started three years ago when Hilly entered AOL’s “Be a Red Star” contest and came in third out of nearly 100,000 video entries.

“People that voted for us became fans and they said, ‘Keep going; this is a really funny idea,’ and we’re still doing it today,” Hilly said.

The girls decided to continue on with “The Hillywood Show,” and 15 webisodes and several film parodies later, the show is an online hit.

About a year and a half ago, their Twilight parody was released; and the show’s ratings skyrocketed. The nine minute Twilight music video parody has over 4.275 million hits.

Both girls have a strong background in dance, and they use this talent as well as an abundance of creativity, wit and hard work to create amazingly entertaining parodies of blockbuster films.

“It (The Twilight parody) did everything for us,” Hilly said. “Before it we only had 50,000 views for our most hit video and that was online for about a year. But for Twilight – in a day it had over 100,000 views.

“It was definitely an eye-opener that we had to keep pursuing this,” Hilly exclaimed.

Less than a week after the Twilight parody went online, the girls were contacted by the Official Twilight Convention to present their video. “We didn’t know anything about Twilight,” Hannah laughed. “We kind of just saw the movie and made the video. And then we got to the convention, and people were going crazy seeing us in our wardrobe. It’s just so crazy how fast everything has happened.”

The highly anticipated Eclipse parody will be released in November. “That doesn’t mean November first though,” Hannah said with a laugh.

“We’re really looking forward to Eclipse,” Hilly said. “We are most excited about that one.”

The parody will be around ten minutes. A few teaser photos have been released.

While Hannah and Hilly were reluctant to give too many details on the parody, they did say this:

“It’s going to include the meadow scene, the tent scene and a lot of the other iconic scenes. It’ll be great,” Hilly revealed.

“And it’s a lot more parodying and funny this time, we cans say that too,” Hannah added.

All of their footage is shot with only one camera. The parodies and episodes are written, directed, edited and produced by the sisters. The parodies are funded primarily through donations and merchandise sales.

“Everything was low budget at first,” Hilly said. “Now the bar keeps getting raised with each and every parody because fans expect it to be just as good or better.”

“We think of an idea then we start scripting it in our heads,” Hannah explained. “We have these really cool ideas, but then we have to ask can we afford this? Is it in our budget, which is like nothing.” Both girls laughed.

The Twilight parody cost around $1,200 to produce, New Moon cost $10,000 and Eclipse will cost $20-25,000 by the time it’s done.

After scripting, make-up tests, casting, prop hunting and location scouting, it takes about two weeks to film a parody — if everything goes well. Then it’s editing time, which takes another two weeks.

The girls have also parodied Dark Knight and The Runaways.

“We try to hit all the things that teens are looking for,” Hilly said. “It’s kind of that whole music video, parodying, pop culture, movie characters mix. We do what people want to see, what’s really popular now.”

So what would they like to parody next?

“Alice in Wonderland,” they answered together.

But who would play Alice?

“We don’t know,” Hilly and Hannah answered together again.

“But we definitely want to do that parody,” Hilly added.

The large-scale dances, detailed wardrobe and makeup, smooth and artistic camera shots, humorous scripts and perfect casting are all done by these two sisters. But who does what?

Hannah shoots most of the footage and handles organization including getting props, schedules and actors together. Hilly does all of the video editing and graphics for the website and show. The girls have an equal hand in casting, makeup, costuming and scripting.

The pair was born and raised in Las Vegas, where all of their footage has been filmed except their New Moon parody, which was filmed in Forks, WA – the setting of the Twilight films and books.

“It was really, really cool because that was our first out of town shoot,” Hannah said.

Bella Swan has been Hilly’s favorite character to play so far. “Only because all the past roles I have done have been male characters; so being able to able to play a girl makes me feel good,” she laughed.

As for Hannah, her favorite character to play has been Mrs. Lovett from Sweeney Todd, who is featured in The Hillywood Show.

While the pair is currently focusing on their parodies, particularly Twilight, their web-series is where it all began and has a special place in their hearts.

“When the series started, it was very sketchy,” Hilly explained. “It was movie characters interacting with each other; but after we started branching out and started focusing on one main theme, we think our show is almost the Glee of movie characters.”

Captain Jack Sparrow is a star character of the show, as are a few other Johnny Depp characters.

“It actually just happened by accident,” Hilly said. “When we started off our show, we had a Jack Sparrow costume and Edward Scissorhands costume on hand; so we said let’s just use those costumes and then we said well I guess we’re going to use other Johnny Depp characters.”

“Our main objective is to get The Hillywood Show on television with a network,” Hilly said.

The pair wants to create a “Saturday Night Live” for teens.

“Really anything that would allow our show to be on television would be great,” Hilly said. “And if we can’t, in the future maybe actor, director, make-up artist – we’d love to be in the industry anyway possible.”

The duo is no stranger to performing. Hannah has been dancing for 17 years and teaching dance for 13 years, according to The Hillywood Show website. She has taken ballet, pointe, jazz, tap and hip-hop.

“I want to work with my sister,” Hannah said about her long-term personal goals. “I would love to be on a project with her. I love acting and I would totally do it, but if I were to choose – I love directing. I love cinematography, having the control to bring out my vision and what I see. And if director didn’t work out, a make-up artist for sure.”

Hilly has been dancing for 15 years. She has taken ballet, pointe, tap, jazz and hip-hop as well.

“I love acting!” Hilly said. “I love it, and I would like to be an actress. Behind the camera is fun, but I really enjoy being in front of it and playing a character.”

The sisters are busy touring and finishing up their Eclipse parody now. While their fame is growing and their talents are plentiful, they’ve managed to remain incredibly humble.

“Without the viewers and Twilight fans and Hillywood fans we would be no one, just hidden away amongst the chaos of YouTube,” Hilly said. “We’re incredibly lucky, and we can’t say thank you enough.”

And you thought seeing big-boobed lifeguards running in slow motion on the beach was hot! Hustler Video’s new DVD release, “This Ain’t Baywatch XXX,” will show you a whole lot more than bikini-clad bodies. Your favorite characters from the TV show, including CJ (Gina Lynn), Mitch (Otto Bauer), and April (Breanne Benson), will be taking it all off for some sandy sex on the beach.

“It is kind of surprising that with all the parody films out there, no one thought to do this one,” said Rob Smith, director of operations for Hustler Video. “But then again, considering how sexually charged the original show was anyway, maybe everyone else figured that people were fine jerking off to the original. But not Hustler. We’re in the business for taking things to the next level.”

If the “next level” means plot twists such as the lifeguards rescuing a “drowning” couple from the waves only to discover that they were just fooling around, count us in!

Lexi Belle, who plays the newlywed whose oral sex skills were interrupted by those pesky lifeguards, said of her role in the movie, “Honestly, I don’t know what was better: Getting to hang out at the beach all day for work, or getting to have sex all day for work? This was definitely one of the better sets I’ve been on in a long time. I mean, who doesn’t like to hear when they show up for work, ‘Put on this swimsuit and go give Bill a BJ in the ocean. Okay, now go take off your clothes and eff your brains out.’ I love my job!”

Oh Lexi, we love your job, too!

Yabba dabba…do her hard? You’ll never look at one of your favorite childhood cartoons the same again. In honor of “The Flintstones’” 50th birthday, adult film studio New Sensations is releasing a porn parody, giving Bam-Bam’s big club a whole new meaning.

Brought to you by the masterminds behind the porn parodies of “The Office,” “Scrubs,” and “Seinfeld,” “The Flintstones: An XXX Parody” will feature the various “talents” of stars Hillary Scott as Wilma, Brooke Lee Adams as Betty, Anthony Rosano as Barney, and Peter O’Tool as Fred (no, not that Peter O’Toole).

Director Will Ryder said of the film, which will be released on DVD Oct. 25, “We have brought everyone’s favorite cartoon cavemen to life and allowed them to indulge in their prehistoric, carnal lust for sex. After 50 years of abstinence, you know Fred and Barney are dying to finally get with their wives, or anyone else wearing a fur skirt.”

You can be sure that the movie will feature a whole lot of prehistoric bed-rocking in an authentic Bedrock—the set of the Flintstones’ living room was recreated so it’ll look just like it does in your innocent childhood memories of the cartoon. Also replicated? Fred’s awesome car.

The plot’s as thick as any other porn flick’s — you know, Fred suspects Wilma’s cheating, but she’s really planning a surprise birthday party for him. Oh, and Pebbles and Bam-Bam aren’t the toddlers you remember, because that would just be creepy (and illegal!). Instead, they’re older and ready to explore their sexuality…and each other.

In a hardcore pornography feature-length film that probably cost as much as a minor Hollywood blockbuster to produce, Hustler has released a fully 3D porn parody of James Cameron’s “Avatar.”

“Hustler is no stranger to being at the forefront of creativity, innovation and pushing the envelope,” the company said in a statement Tuesday. “The company has always prided itself on being the first to raise the bar and make the impossible, possible! In keeping with the reputation of being the first — and best— at what it does.”

One expense: More than 40 bottles of alcohol-based blue paint to cover characters to make them look like real “Avatar” characters.

There are three changed elements from the real movie to the porn spoof. The Na’vi are referred to as Na’bi, the planet Pandora was renamed to Panwhora, and instead of being after unobtainium, the humans are after viagratanium

We know you care about this part the most — the flick has a serious storyline. After the original events of “Avatar,” Jake reveals in a video diary that shows a darker side for the Na’bi. The Na’bi turn out to be “fetish-fueled sex fiends” who have a massive orgy after the human corporation leaves, and then reveal their true purpose for keeping humans in a surprise ending.

“It’s one thing when you have a job where you go to work every day and have sex in front of a camera. It’s another experience to come to work, and literally assume the persona of a being completely unlike yourself,” said pron star Misty Stone. “I guess they call that acting.”

And did we mention it’s a 3D movie?

“This is 3D technology at its best,” said Rob Smith, director of operations for Hustler Video. “Characters aren’t seemingly jumping out at you and there’s no need to watch the film in fear that something — or someone — might hit you at any time. That’s not the kind of movie we made.”

“We made a film, where, when you’re watching it in 3D, everything just seems to come alive. It has dimension, depth, and the sense that you could literally walk in to the frame at any second.”

The film is directed by Hustler’s Axel Braun and stars Chanel Preston, Nicki Hunter, Lexington Steele, Eric Swiss and Chris Johnson in addition to Stone.

It has been released on two-disc DVD and Blu-ray packs.

Let us start with this: The fair use doctrine applies to works of parody. This means that we can take something copyrighted and use it in a parody — it’s protected free speech under the first amendment, even if people disagree with it.

But that doctrine doesn’t apply to Hitler, apparently.

Constantin Film, the company that produced “Downfall,” the movie that spawned dozens (perhaps hundreds) of “Hitler finds out…” video parodies, recently ordered YouTube to take down all the parody videos.

The parodies had used a fuming monologue in the German-language movie by Bruno Ganz’s Hitler after he realizes he is about to lose World War II, changing the subtitles to make it appear like Hitler was ranting about everything from the Amy Bishop case to video game bugs.

The parodies, apparently, drew complaints from groups, including Jewish advocates.

For those of you who love Jerry Seinfeld and have always wanted him to put down that cereal, kick off his sneakers and make sweet love to… someone, check out the Seinfeld porn parody teaser trailer just released by New Sensations:

The film is set to be released on June 22, but if you’re under 18, “No porn for you!”

As adult spoofs of popular television shows seem like the next big thing, we are laughing out loud watching The Office XXX porn parody that puts a buxom blond in place of the boss and includes plenty of interoffice action.

When the cameras enter the offices of Dinder Muffin, it’s up to ‘World’s Bust Boss,’ Michelle (Ashlynn Brooke) to make sure that the hard drives are hard and the water cooler is wet. And that’s why she’s not only the boss, she’s the employee of the month! It’s the must see XXX tv parody of the year, when a huge all star cast (that’s what she said!) stars in New Sensations hilarious hump-fest, The Office: A XXX Parody. The splooge and jokes fly with Ashlynn Brooke, Jenna Haze, Stephanie Swift, Alexis Texas, Gianna Michaels, Faye Reagan, Dahlia Denyle, Codi Carmichael, James Deen, Dane Cross, Ralph Long, Rooco Reed and Mark Wood. … This is one office where nobody gets laid off… but they all get laid!

The video features Faye Reagan, who we reported on when the usually naked-on-camera redhead got hired to model clothes for American Apparel.

The March 9 DVD has more special features than most Hollywood movies, including a bonus scene, in case you can’t get enough. The feature is 2 hours and 37 minutes.

The following is a parody by Blast’s This is God Given Blog

Hank Steinbrenner has made a name for himself in his few shorts months as the face of the New York Yankees, so one wouldn’t think that he would need a Facebook page.

Hank Steinbrenner on Facebook? (Blast Magazine Staff Illustration/Bill Palmer)

I guess this is a good idea to keep in touch with the young generation that is in his clubhouse, but it does seem a little unprofessional to be in a group called “Papelbon Needs a Pap Smear.” However, it is a good thing that he doesn’t update his status very often because that really gets on my nerves when people clog my news feed.

The one question I have is, how about MySpace? You figure that a guy from New York ould be all over it.

So, here’s to seeing how Mr. Hanky creates his web image and waiting in anticipation for his next drunk wall post.

As of Tuesday, Weird Al’s parody of T.I.’s chart-topping hit “Whatever You Like,” is available on iTunes and hilarious.

Triple Grammy Award winner, Weird Al Yankovic adds his own style and slant to the #1 BillBoard Hot 100 single by bringing the econony trouble into the mix. Here’s a sample of the lyrics:

Weird Al’s new single will be available exclusively on iTunes for two weeks starting on October 7 and then made available at all major online retailers.