If you want to get up close and personal with Olivia you’ll want to craft a top tier pitch video, submit it to this contest page, and pray to the gods of sexiness that Olivia finds it “appropriately geeky.”

Should she enjoy your pitch and choose to greenlight the production, you’ll earn a $5,000 production budget andhave 6 hours of shooting time with Olivia, so make sure Chewy knows his lines and Leia has her hair fixed properly before you start filming!

The contest stops accepting entries September 3, so grab your friends, put your heads together, and pitch an idea to Olivia before it’s too late!

For those of you who don’t know, Jessica Chobot of IGN’s daily fix and other videos on IGN got her start with a image of her licking a PSP jumping around the internets.  I went to Comic Con in New York City in February and saw her holding a Starbucks coffee and tried to image a PSP raised to her lips, but I just couldn’t do it. Nevertheless, she’s a beauty.

On the tube, G4 TV is the place to be on cable television for gaming/technology/NINJA WARRIOR fans and if there are two ladies who make the gaming world go ’round they’re Attack of the Show’s Olivia Munn and X-Play’s Morgan Webb. I have to give Webb the edge in that bout of babes as Morgan knows one HELL of a lot about video games and the industry and while Munn, still blazing hot, lacks the game knowledge I want in a girl.

I could write a book and a half about all the ladies of the web and TV that I love/think are hot, but I won’t go there. And I’m sorry ladies, unless your bi or a lesbian, but, while I recognize the handsomeness of a dude, I’m NOT going to judge/go into detail/anything of the sort with the men.  That’s up to YOU to do in the comments.

Look below for images of *who I think are* the hottest of the web and TV. My ultimate vote goes to Alison Haislip. I’m single and she’s gorgeous! What could be better? Vote in the comments and we’ll declare a winner.

Alison Haislip of G4

Blair Butler of G4

Leigh Alexander of Sexy Video Game Land and GamaSutra

Jessica Chobot of IGN and her PSP

Morgan Webb of X-Play

Layla Kayleigh formerly of G4

Olivia Munn of Attack of the Show

Kevin Pereira of Attack of the Show

Chris Hardwick of various G4 programs

Blair Herter of G4

Brian Crecente of Kotaku

Jessica Chobot of IGN and her PSP

Have a look at the video below, which first appeared on G4 and teases (in every sense of the word) Munn’s appearance in the issue with a behind the scenes look at her photoshoot.