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We haven’t seen the pictorial yet, but someone leaked the cover of Lindsay Lohan’s issue of Playboy, showing her naked, straddling the famous bunny logo.

The legally troubled actress was paid a fortune to bare it all for Playboy, but her mother, Dina, has promised that the spread will be “tasteful” and will not show full-frontal nudity.

Lindsay graces the cover of the January/February 2012 issue of the magazine, and we’re sure that curiosity will drive sales.

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The first set of naked pictures taken for Lindsay Lohan’s upcoming spread in Playboy was apparently unsatisfactory.  The magazine has called the jailbird back for a second shoot, according to Fox News.

Lohan posed for the magazine before heading to hail to serve 30 days for violating her probation.

Her spread will appear in January, and she will take home close to $1 million from the job.

Hey, everybody has to make money, and it’s hard when you’re behind bars.  Maybe this is the star’s first show of pragmatism in a very long time.

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After a barrage of criticism, Brooke Hogan fights back and defends her decision to unveil her nude photo for PETA front of her father, Hulk Hogan.

Brooke took to Twitter to voice her complaints.  She tweeted “Im SO sick of people saying me and my dad are in some perverted relationship.  Go home and do your own thing! Stop picking on me!”

She unveiled the photo on Thursday at Miami’s Cafeina Lounge, with her father in the audience.  In fact, he was front and center, and photographed with the picture.

To Brooke’s defense, the photos weren’t any more scandalous than the other “I’d rather go naked than wear fur” or “women in cages” campaign photos, and it’s kind of nice that she shared it with her father in an “I’m supporting a family cause, just not in a family way” kind of way.

Slutever, Brooke. You look good!

Well-endowed beauty and reality television star Kim Kardashian is baring at all in print again. This time, the brunette bombshell with the big butt is on the cover of W Magazine with nothing but a few text boxes between you and … well, her.

“I used to think, I have to be this or that or skinny,” Kardashian said in an interview with the magazine. “Because of the show, everyone is embracing just me, which has given me such a confidence.”

Kim’s on the cover of the magazine’s “Art Issue.” She appears nude, covered in silver paint, in the magazine. Celebuzz has the photos.

The eight-page cover story is on newsstands this week.

It’s so hot outside. You just want to take off all your clothes, right?

Yeah.

That was how an 18-year-old Vermont woman decided to cope with the hazy, hot, humid weather this week. She got naked and took a walk around the streets of Montpelier on Monday afternoon with a male companion.

The dude left his clothes on.

According to TimesArgus.com, a “flurry” of phone calls came into the Montpelier Police around 1:30 yesterday afternoon.

But it’s not illegal to walk naked in Vermont.

“As long as they’re not exhibiting any kind of overt gestures or communicating any kind of lewd act, then they’re within their rights — if we’ll use that word — to do that,” Montpelier Police Sergeant Neil Martel told the local news site. “We watched her and there wasn’t anything going on that would have violated the ordinance. … She just said it was a hot day, I guess, and she was taking a walk.”

No pics.

Well, seeing Kim Kardashian naked is nothing new. But speaking as someone who’s met her in real life, I can say that she’s actually attractive even if you take away the television cameras and airbrushes.

(And I’m not even going to comment on that whole Ray J thing — except to say that I think the Kardashian girls need to pick new men. Regular men. Perhaps a journalist?)

But the news right now is that Kim has posed nude for Harper’s Bazaar, and the photo is (above) unretouched. You see her in all her curvy nature.

The series also features Joy Bryant and British beauty Amanda de Cadenet.

In the shot, the television celeb almost looks like a vulnerable and normal girl. What do you think? Share your comments below.

When “Bitch Slap” comes out later this year, America Olivo will make a certain scene by Denise Richards and Neve Campbell look like a Disney movie.

The 31-year-old beauty, daughter of 1959′s Miss Canada, is on the cover of Playboy in May, and she dished on her upcoming films and her upbringing.

The singer and actress appears in a 6-page nude spread available May 15.

She stars as a drug-running, street-fighting lesbian in the upcoming “Bitch Slap,” which boasts the longest girl fight in cinema history, Playboy said in a news release this week.

Olivo told the magazine that she had to do “blatant lesbian scenes on a trapeze, in which I’m making out, kissing this girl between the legs and riding her so intensely I was more sore than a mofo.”

She also talks about how, attending Juilliard, she was encouraged to lose her virginity.

“Every time I sang about love,” she told Playboy, “my 97-year-old mentor would say, “You can’t really sing a song like this until you’ve lost your virginity, and I can tell you haven’t!” Her solution? “I lost my virginity in Rome in a park with a view of the Vatican — literally.”

Olivo appeared in two episodes of House, has a role on General Hospital, was in the “Friday the 13th” remake and has five more films to her credit coming up after “Bitch Slap.”

Earth Friend Gen at Eagle Creek!

You can be the judge as to whether this is beautiful and natural or bat-shit crazy. We say both.

Gennifer Moss, aka Earth Friend Gen, roller bladed around Portland, Ore. over the weekend wearing nothing but a string bikini bottom.

She has asked officials if she could skate totally naked. They told her no.

As the Associated Press points out, this isn’t necessarily rare in Oregon, where nude bike rides are common and shows with live sex acts are protected as free speech.

God bless the First Amendment.

We thank The Oregonian for this story.

Gen is a California native who is described as an organic-food-loving, enlightenment-espousing “yellow earth warrior” — The Oregonian had no idea what that meant and neither does Blast Magazine.

We could go into Earth Friend Gen’s whole shtick, but we’re just gonna link to her website and post a gallery.