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		<title>Death at a Funeral review</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Apr 2010 14:19:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Emma Rose Johnson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hilarious remake of a 2007 movie]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="KonaBody"><div id="factbox">3 out of 4 stars</div>
<p>The first time I saw the trailer for the re-make of &#8220;Death at a Funeral,&#8221; the 2007 British farce which had modest success in the United States, I was confused. First of all, the film was only made three years ago. Second of all, the plot and characters seemed pretty much exactly the same, (Peter Dinklage is even playing the same person) except for one obvious difference: in the latest version: the family is black. </p>
<p>It&#8217;s an interesting choice. I don&#8217;t know who made the decision to make the family, who in the film have gathered for the funeral of their patriarch, African-American. Presumably it was made by writer Dean Craig, who wrote the first film. But in the end it really doesn&#8217;t matter why the decision was made. And though I&#8217;m always happy to see more people of color represented in mainstream film, it doesn&#8217;t even matter that the main characters are black.  </p>
<div id="downbox"><strong>Directed by:</strong> Neil LaBute<br />
<strong>Written by:</strong> Dean Craig<br />
<strong>Starring:</strong> Chris Rock, Peter Dinklage, James Marston, Tracy Morgan, Martin Lawrence, Luke Wilson, Danny Glover<br />
<strong>Rated:</strong> R<br />
<strong>Seen at:</strong> AMC Loew&#8217;s Boston Common</div>
<p>All I care about is the fact that it&#8217;s funny. And it is really, really funny.  </p>
<p>After a terrible round of comedies at the start of the year (I&#8217;m looking at you, &#8220;Bounty Hunter&#8221;) &#8220;Death at a Funeral&#8221; is a riotous yet well-tailored bit of fun. It&#8217;s the perfect blend of one-liners and sight gags, of biting social commentary and poo jokes. It&#8217;s a simple premise: an extended family gets together for a funeral. The deceased two sons are Aaron, (Chris Rock) a modest public accountant trying to have a baby with his wife, and Ryan, a pompous writer of books with titles like &#8220;Momma&#8217;s Secret.&#8221; Their cousin Elaine (the resplendent Zoe Saldana) is bringing home her fiance Oscar (James Marsden).  </p>
<p>At the beginning of the film, Oscar accidentally takes acid. Aaron learns that his father has been having a gay love affair with a little person named Frank (Peter Dinklage) who is now extorting them for part of the inheritance. There&#8217;s a lot more of course- this is an ensemble cast, with everyone from Tracy Morgan, to Danny Glover, to Loretta Devine and an unfortunately bloated Luke Wilson. But in all ensembles there are always a few that stand out.  </p>
<p>Marsden&#8217;s performance, for example, is the stuff of comedic legend. Taking his matinee idol good looks and twisting them into a series of bizarre ticks and child-like mannerisms, Marsden is both hilarious and strangely charming. He spends the whole movie wandering around the funeral home grounds, admiring the view from his drug-fueled haze, and watching him gaze at a trio of lawn gnome with pure love and well-being is wonderful and a pretty damn accurate portrayal of someone on acid. And in what is perhaps the funniest moment of the film, he serenades Devine&#8217;s grieving widow with a soulful version of &#8220;Amazing Grace,&#8221; which is somehow even more inappropriate than when he knocks over the casket.  </p>
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<p>Choosing Rock as the straight man was a very good choice- I&#8217;ve always felt that Rock had a weird sense of gravitas to his performances, and even his stand-up. His one-liners are hit or miss (note to screenwriters: jokes about Facebook or Twitter are only a little funny, and should never be used more than once), but he&#8217;s best when he&#8217;s reacting to someone else&#8217;s insanity. His wife, who&#8217;s ovulating, tries to turn him on by telling him she doesn&#8217;t have any panties on. &#8220;What?&#8221; he shouts, &#8220;My God, I&#8217;m burying my father, go put some panties on! Funeral panties!&#8221;  </p>
<p>And then there&#8217;s Tracy Morgan, the man who made a career out of playing simply a ramped up version of himself. I&#8217;m reasonably certain Morgan ad-libbed some of his lines, including what might be my favorite non-sequitor ever: &#8220;Look, everyone knows the Colonel stole his secret recipe from a black slave named Jubilai.&#8221;  </p>
<p>Why is this line so funny? I think it&#8217;s the name- Jubilai- which could only come from the slightly cracked-out mind of Tracy Morgan. The line makes no sense in or out of context, it just sits there, perfectly formed and waiting for you to catch up, do a double take, and laugh again.  </p>
<p>I&#8217;m going to move into TMI mode right now and admit something: I have a serious crush on Peter Dinklage. I don&#8217;t care that he&#8217;s four feet tall. I loved him in &#8220;The Station Agent.&#8221; I loved him in &#8220;Living in Oblivion.&#8221; I loved him in &#8220;In Bruges.&#8221; I loved him as Liz Lemon&#8217;s love interest on &#8220;30 Rock&#8221;. He is ridiculously talented, excruciatingly funny, and damn good-looking to boot. I would watch him read out of the phone book, and I adored watching him here. Dinklage doesn&#8217;t play Frank as fruity. There is no mincing, no delicately rendered lisp. Just a small guy in a leather jacket who happens to like &#8220;Dreamgirls&#8221;. </p>
<p>Frank is also ostensibly the villain of the piece, which shows you writer Dean Craig and director Neil LaBute&#8217;s sheer courage. It takes a lot of cajones to make a gay dwarf your bad guy in the P.C. world we live in. Almost as much cajones as it takes to turn a British comedy of errors into an American film with a mainly black cast, without resorting to a Tyler Perry act of minstrelsy. This movie could have easily been a disaster. But it succeeded, through good casting, good jokes and, I imagine, sheer force of will.  </p>
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		<title>&#8220;Bad Boys 3&#8243; and &#8220;Rambo 5&#8243; coming</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 23:28:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ashley Dean</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Will Smith action hero fans rejoice]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="KonaBody"><p><div id="attachment_24875" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 300px"><a href="http://blog.zap2it.com/frominsidethebox/2009/08/bad-boys-3-rambo-5-in-the-works.html"><img class="size-full wp-image-24875" src="http://blastmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/martinlawrence_willsmith_badboysii_290.jpg" alt="Martin Lawrence and Will Smith as the Bad Boys" width="290" height="200" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Martin Lawrence and Will Smith as the Bad Boys</p></div></p>
<p>Will Smith fans, rejoice.</p>
<p>As much as we all love the new, serious roles he&#8217;s has taken on, there&#8217;s just nothing like action hero Will. He&#8217;ll be back soon, along with Martin Lawrence, as Columbia Pictures begins work on &#8220;Bad Boys 3.&#8221; The big screen hasn&#8217;t seen the likes of Mike Lowry and Marcus Burnett since 2003. According to The Hollywood Reporter, Michael Bay will be directing and Petere Craig (think &#8220;Cowboy Bebop&#8221;) will be writing. And, Reuters reported, Jerry Bruckheimer is the desired producer. While no deals have been made, Smith, Martin, Bay and Bruckheimer have all shown interest in bringing &#8220;Bad Boys&#8221; back.</p>
<p>In other action flick news, &#8220;Rambo 5&#8243; is also in the making. Variety reported that Sylvester Stallone and Nu Image enjoyed &#8220;Rambo 4&#8243; so much, that they&#8217;re ready to do it again. This time, Rambo will be defending us from bad guys on the U.S.-Mexico border. Rumor also has it that Stallone may be directing and that filming will begin in the spring of 2010.</p>
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		<title>Martin&#8217;s all up in the Blu-ray</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 04:00:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John M. Guilfoil</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two classically funny and action-filled Martin Lawrence movies are coming to Blu-ray on Tuesday. In &#8220;National Security,&#8221; Martin partners with Steve Zahn as LAPD rejects turned security guards who take down a smuggling ring to prove themselves to their law enforcement betters. In &#8220;Blue Streak,&#8221; Martin&#8217;s a master jewel thief who made a $20 million [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="KonaBody"><p>Two classically funny and action-filled Martin Lawrence movies are coming to Blu-ray on Tuesday. </p>
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<p>In &#8220;National Security,&#8221; Martin partners with Steve Zahn as LAPD rejects turned security guards who take down a smuggling ring to prove themselves to their law enforcement betters. </p>
<p>In &#8220;Blue Streak,&#8221; Martin&#8217;s a master jewel thief who made a $20 million heist before getting busted. He stashed his loot, a huge diamond, in some duct work at a construction site just before the heat came down on him. The problem: that construction site was a future police station, which dumbfounds the thief when he gets out of prison.</p>
<p>I&#8217;d say &#8220;Blur Streak&#8221; is the bigger classic among our generation. It came out when many of us were young high schoolers, during a slow movie period, and I bet a lot of us saw it by default.</p>
<p>Both Blu-ray flicks feature 1080p high def visuals and Dolby TrueHD 5.1 sound. &#8220;Security&#8221; features a Disturbing Tha Peace music video, alternate ending, director commentary, and deleted scenes. &#8220;Streak&#8221; has a making-of featurette, an HBO first look, and music videos.</p>
<p>Don&#8217;t spend more than $20 though.</p>
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		<title>Open Season</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Feb 2007 03:18:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John M. Guilfoil</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Animation in HD. 86 minutes of Martin Lawrence and Ashton Kutcher. Almost a dozen special features. Need I say more? Follow the path of Boog and Elliot as they join forces in the wilderness, in this latest Blu-Ray release. The disc is packed full of featurettes and bonus material. You can spin the wheel in [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="KonaBody"><p>Animation in HD. 86 minutes of Martin Lawrence and Ashton Kutcher. Almost a dozen special features.</p>
<p>Need I say more?</p>
<p>Follow the path of Boog and Elliot as they join forces in the wilderness, in this latest Blu-Ray release.</p>
<p>The disc is packed full of featurettes and bonus material. You can spin the wheel in &#8220;Wheel of Fortune Forest Edition.&#8221; There&#8217;s an original short feature, &#8220;Boog &amp; Elliot&#8217;s Midnight Bun Run.&#8221; We also have the usual deleted scenes and commentary material. And if that&#8217;s not enough, there&#8217;s an extremely funny feature called &#8220;Inside the Animals Studio,&#8221; a scene deconstruction special, artwork/beat boards and a music video.</p>
<p>Open Season also stars Gary Sinise and Debra Messing and has been critically acclaimed as the latest funny animated feature that will keep the kids occupied and throw in enough jokes to hold the big kid&#8217;s interest too.</p>
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