Rihanna performs at the Staples Center on June 28, in Los Angeles. (WireImage)

Seriously?

If the rumors are true, Rihanna may be the latest celebrity to have a sex tape leaked.

Hustler claims to be in possession of a video showing Rihanna and J-Cole doing the dirty, RadarOnline reports.

“Hustler are in possession of the Rihanna and J-Cole tape,” a Hustler representative told Radar. “We have seen it and we do not know what we are going to do with it yet.”

RiRi has denied the rumors.

“We don’t believe U, U need more people…AND ofcourse an actual sextape! #slownewsday,” she tweeted.

J-Cole opened for Rihanna’s 2011 Loud tour and she appeared in the music video for his song “Just Can’t Get Enough.”

And you thought seeing big-boobed lifeguards running in slow motion on the beach was hot! Hustler Video’s new DVD release, “This Ain’t Baywatch XXX,” will show you a whole lot more than bikini-clad bodies. Your favorite characters from the TV show, including CJ (Gina Lynn), Mitch (Otto Bauer), and April (Breanne Benson), will be taking it all off for some sandy sex on the beach.

“It is kind of surprising that with all the parody films out there, no one thought to do this one,” said Rob Smith, director of operations for Hustler Video. “But then again, considering how sexually charged the original show was anyway, maybe everyone else figured that people were fine jerking off to the original. But not Hustler. We’re in the business for taking things to the next level.”

If the “next level” means plot twists such as the lifeguards rescuing a “drowning” couple from the waves only to discover that they were just fooling around, count us in!

Lexi Belle, who plays the newlywed whose oral sex skills were interrupted by those pesky lifeguards, said of her role in the movie, “Honestly, I don’t know what was better: Getting to hang out at the beach all day for work, or getting to have sex all day for work? This was definitely one of the better sets I’ve been on in a long time. I mean, who doesn’t like to hear when they show up for work, ‘Put on this swimsuit and go give Bill a BJ in the ocean. Okay, now go take off your clothes and eff your brains out.’ I love my job!”

Oh Lexi, we love your job, too!

In a hardcore pornography feature-length film that probably cost as much as a minor Hollywood blockbuster to produce, Hustler has released a fully 3D porn parody of James Cameron’s “Avatar.”

“Hustler is no stranger to being at the forefront of creativity, innovation and pushing the envelope,” the company said in a statement Tuesday. “The company has always prided itself on being the first to raise the bar and make the impossible, possible! In keeping with the reputation of being the first — and best— at what it does.”

One expense: More than 40 bottles of alcohol-based blue paint to cover characters to make them look like real “Avatar” characters.

There are three changed elements from the real movie to the porn spoof. The Na’vi are referred to as Na’bi, the planet Pandora was renamed to Panwhora, and instead of being after unobtainium, the humans are after viagratanium

We know you care about this part the most — the flick has a serious storyline. After the original events of “Avatar,” Jake reveals in a video diary that shows a darker side for the Na’bi. The Na’bi turn out to be “fetish-fueled sex fiends” who have a massive orgy after the human corporation leaves, and then reveal their true purpose for keeping humans in a surprise ending.

“It’s one thing when you have a job where you go to work every day and have sex in front of a camera. It’s another experience to come to work, and literally assume the persona of a being completely unlike yourself,” said pron star Misty Stone. “I guess they call that acting.”

And did we mention it’s a 3D movie?

“This is 3D technology at its best,” said Rob Smith, director of operations for Hustler Video. “Characters aren’t seemingly jumping out at you and there’s no need to watch the film in fear that something — or someone — might hit you at any time. That’s not the kind of movie we made.”

“We made a film, where, when you’re watching it in 3D, everything just seems to come alive. It has dimension, depth, and the sense that you could literally walk in to the frame at any second.”

The film is directed by Hustler’s Axel Braun and stars Chanel Preston, Nicki Hunter, Lexington Steele, Eric Swiss and Chris Johnson in addition to Stone.

It has been released on two-disc DVD and Blu-ray packs.

Nothing is sacred. Nothing is pure.

We’re cleaning out the porn closet again. Blast has FOUR porn DVD gift sets that are sure to please. Three lucky readers will get them and get to watch their favorite pop culture fantasies on the small screen.

The even re-created The Max

The first, as you may have guessed, is “This Ain’t Saved by the Bell XXX.” We could probably give away 1,000 of these if we had them, because how many of you never imagined Zack and Kelly finally gettin’ it on? Right? Right?

Well Zack, Kelly, Slater, Jessie, and the gang are all here in this parody. And yes, Zack and Kelly screw. Jessie goes lesbian. Even Mr. Belding has his moment of glory.

They even re-created The Max.

You get the DVD and a few posters, all carefully packed in a white and pink Hustler folder.

Number two is billed under the subhead “They go there.” It’s “This Ain’t Star Trek XXX,” the Hustler porn parody of the science fiction series. We particularly like this one because it has Sasha Grey who sat down with Blast’s Erica Marcus for an interview when she started in the mainstream “Girlfriend Experience.”

The captain still always get the babes.

You get the movie and a full-size movie poster.

Third, “Not Married with Children XXX.” This one is pretty much as you’d expect it to be.

The fourth one is a bit of a twist. It’s called “You’re Nalin’ Palin Interactive.” It’s one of several Sarah Palin porn parodies. This one also brings in a parody of Carrie Prejean in a way that she would almost certainly not morally approve of.

You get the movie, some posters, and — get this — a Sarah Palin mask.

You must comment on this story with your favorite “Saved by the Bell,” “Star Trek,” “Married with Children” or Sarah Palin/Carrie Prejean moment to win the corresponding DVD. You have to be a registered Blast user — it’s free!

You also must be 18, a legal US resident, and this contest is void where prohibited by law.

This one is just hilarious, and it’s a scarily accurate portrayal of the actual characters.

A G-rated trailed for Not the Cosby Show XXX recently launched on YouTube.

From All Media Play, the porn producers behind the spoof:

The movie stars a near perfect look-alike named Thomas Ward playing the father figure Cliff Huxtable in the entertaining 3 minute clip. The trailer has no nudity and showcases members of the entire family including Cliff, Claire, Theo, Denise, Sondra, Rudy and even Cockroach.

The movie is set for a June 2nd DVD release and will be distributed by Hustler Video.

The interracial sex comedy stars a wonderful interracial cast including Misty Stone, Monica Foster, Melody Nakai, Nina Devon, Cassidy Clay, Jenny Hendrix, Sarah Vandella, Tori Black, Lana Violet, Jaelyn Fox, Tyler Knight, Tee Reel, Danny Mountain, Scott Lyons, Dick James, Jay Ashley and more.

Not the Cosby Show XXX will be in stores everywhere June 2 from X-Play/Hustler Video. The movie is a hilarious parody and has nothing to do with NBC or the makers of the Cosby Show.

Blast has an exclusive full-size poster from the porn spoof “Not The Bradys XXX: Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!”

Do you want it to show off in your dorm room or apartment?

Write a movie, music or video game review for Blast, and if we choose yours, you get the poster.

We’ll also throw some DVD’s, games and music at anyone whose article we use!

Email newsroom@blastmagazine.com for your shot at free stuff!

Hustler released a PG-rated trailer for the sequel for the popular Brady Bunch porn spoof: Not the Bradys XXX: Marcia Marcia Marcia!

If that’s not enough, there’s a dirty version of the trailer here.

“Marcia will do anything to meet pop idol Danny Jones but things turn sticky when her parents discover a returned envelope containing soiled panties & a dirty letter. When TeenPop Magazine reports the story, Marcia gets grounded & fears her life is ruined before Danny comes to her rescue by visiting her school.”

The film contains eight sex scenes and the DVD will have a ton of extra features, we’re told.

The top-selling Not The Bradys XXX is getting a sequel November 18 from Hustler/X-Play.

“Not the Bradys XXX Marcia Marcia Marcia!” replaces Hillary Scott with Bewitched porn star Teagan Presley. The DVD has eight sex scenes and more than five hours of footage.

“It is funny as hell,” said the film’s co-producer, Jeff Mullen.

“We’ve been getting requests for this new Brady movie for six months now and it’s going to be one of the biggest titles we’ve every released” said Hustler’s director of sales, David Diamond.

The first parody gained national mainstream media attention and has opened the doors for bigger and more expensive porn spoof productions of popular television shows.

“A parody of the popular Brady Bunch television show, the sequel shows that Marcia will do anything to meet pop idol Danny Jones but things turn sticky when TeenPop Magazine informs her parents she sent the rock star a dirty letter and her panties in the mail,” the producers laid out the plot in a statement last week. “Marcia gets grounded & fears her life is ruined before Danny pays a visit to her school and comes to her rescue.”

Porn veterans Alana Evans, Mike Horner, Lynn LeMay and Ron Jeremy reprise their roles, as do many of the stars of the original film.

Teagan is the latest in a string of yearly porn superstars, so she gets the lead this time.

Set for a September 23 release, "Not Bewitched XXX" is billed as "a hilarious story, sizzling sex, plenty of witchcraft … destined for many year-end best lists."

The video is part of a trailer-per-week promotion from X-Play, leading up to the release next month.

Not Bewitched XXX tells the story about one-year old Tabitha being turned into a sex-happy 18 year old when Aunt Clara casts a spell on her. Advertising executive Darren and his beautiful suburban housewife Samantha have a big problem when Aunt Clara can’t undo the spell and with Tabitha’s 1st birthday party looming, all hell breaks loose when nosy neighbors, the boss and even the police arrive. Wild sex, dirty witchcraft, [etc] abound in this hilarious XXX spoof of the 1960s classic TV show.

“This movie was so much fun to make. I can’t wait until it comes out,” said Jenna Haze who is also recording a commentary track on the DVD.

In addition to Jenna Haze as Samantha and Teagan as Tabitha, the movie will star Sasha Grey, Eva Angelina and Nina Hartley as the meddling mother Endora.

Rounding out the female cast is Sunny Lane, Aurora Snow, Madison Ivy, Daisy Layne, Kandice Nicole, Kelly Skyline, Marli Jane and Winter Sky.

Mike Horner plays worried husband Darren, James Bartholet plays his drunk boss Larry and Ron Jeremy becomes the whacky Dr. Bombay. James Deen, Jack Lawrence, Aaron Wilcoxxx and Nathan Threat round out the 21 member cast.

The Bewitched porn trailer was released Tuesday. It’s hilarious.

Set for a September release, “Not Bewitched XXX” is billed as “a hilarious story, sizzling sex, plenty of witchcraft … destined for many year-end best lists.”

“For the people that love our Brady Bunch spoof Not the Bradys XXX, we think they’ll enjoy Not Bewitched XXX which is by far the best porn movie we have ever created and hopefully fans and critics will agree that it is funny as hell,” said Scott David co-producer of the film.

The premise: Darren & Samantha have a big problem when Aunt Clara can’t undo a spell cast on Tabitha that accidentally turns the sweet little toddler into an 18 year old cutie. With her first birthday party looming, all hell breaks loose when nosy neighbors, the boss and even the police arrive.

X-Play is releasing a new trailer every week until the movie is released.

“This has never been done before in porn so we’re going to have some fun promoting the movie,” said Jeff Mullen the other co-producer.

In addition to Jenna Haze as Samantha and Teagan as Tabitha, the movie will star Sasha Grey, Eva Angelina and Nina Hartley as the meddling mother Endora.

Rounding out the female cast is Sunny Lane, Aurora Snow, Madison Ivy, Daisy Layne, Kandice Nicole, Kelly Skyline, Marli Jane and Winter Sky.

Mike Horner plays worried husband Darren, James Bartholet plays his drunk boss Larry and Ron Jeremy becomes the whacky Dr. Bombay. James Deen, Jack Lawrence, Aaron Wilcoxxx and Nathan Threat round out the 21 member cast.

“This is a really funny porn movie and we’re very proud of it. For the people that loved the sixties Bewitched television show, they’ll love this one,” said director Will Ryder.

An 18-year-old named “Alex” must have had one hell of a time at his prom Saturday night. His date was a porn star.

Starlet Dakoda Brookes, 19, attended the Calabasas, Calif. High School Prom Saturday night. The Alabama native said she never had the chance to have a real prom experience and jumped at the chance to go.

According to porn producers at All Media Play, high school senior Alex was more than a bit excited to be bringing a porn star as his date. But he was a little terrified, they said. That’s because Alex is a virgin.

Or at least he was. We haven’t heard anything about the after-prom yet.

“Oh my God.  When I found out he was a virgin I wasn’t sure if I should go through with it but I wasn’t able to have fun at my own prom so I thought let’s do it,” Brookes said in an interview last week.

“Brookes was nearly a virgin herself when she first arrived in Los Angeles this past November having only been intimate with her former fianc© and a small handful of guys in the Miami porn circuit,” All Media Play said last week.

“I was a really good student and lost my virginity in January of 2007.  I had no real sexual experience outside of one guy before I did my first porn scene which I did to get some revenge after I caught my ex cheating on me,” she said.

According to Adult DVD Empire, Brookes has appeared in 19 commercial porn DVD’s.

She said a local friend set up the date. Calabasas is a suburb just north of Los Angeles.

“He didn’t have a date and I said sure, I’ll go,” Brookes said.  “I try not to think about what his mom and dad might say about this but it’s really just two teens going to the prom.”

It may be two teens going to prom, but one of them is on the cover of the May issue of Hustler.

Penthouse Magazine announced last week that their Pet of the Year is Mississippi-native Erica Ellyson.

Ellyson, January 2007′s Pet of the Month, was picked by the magazine’s readers out of 12 finalists.

“It took me a while to believe I was the Pet of the Year,” Ellyson said. “When I found out I said, ‘Really? Are you sure?’ about five times. It was the best feeling ever, once I finally got it through my head!”

The sexy brunette is 5’7″, 23-years-old with hazel eyes. She is an architecture student at the Newschool of Architecture and Design in San Diego.

“Erica is smart, sexy, and a true Southern belle. As soon as she appeared in Penthouse as our Pet of the Month, she captured the hearts of our readers, as well as our staff, and she’s been extremely popular with Penthouse fans ever since,” said Penthouse managing editor Barbara Rice Thompson. “We’re delighted to have her as our Pet of the Year, and we’re sure she’ll continue to charm everyone she meets with her enticing looks and captivating personality, not to mention her irresistible sex appeal.”

“I’m so grateful to my fans and friends for their support, and I can’t wait to make new ones,” Ellyson said. “I’m excited to get out there as the 2008 Pet of the Year and be a representative of the Penthouse brand and family.”

Erica’s Pet of the Year pictorial is featured in the March issue of Penthouse. The magazine went for sale Feb. 19.

On the heels of the amazing success of “Not the Bradys XXX,” famed adult film director Will Ryder will be assembling not only a sequel to the Brady Bunch spoof but a Bewitched porno as well!

Scheduled for a late spring release, “Not Bewitched XXX” will, by all appearances, be a hardcore homage to the 60s television classic that stared Elizabeth Montgomery.

“We have some fabulous movies for 2008 and I think the fans will enjoy this sixties era Bewitched spoof,” said X-Play/All Media Play producer Scott David. “The crush of sales for our Bradys XXX hasn’t shown any signs of slowing down so we’re putting all of our production effort into crafting the next set of movies.”

The team of Scott David and Jeff Mullen are also responsible for the wildly popular Britney Rears porn series — a parody of Britney Spears now staring mega-starlet Hillary Scott

This may be the start of a tv-to-porn revolution.

“We have a number of big movies to complete and Britney 4 just recently hit stores,” said Will Ryder. “We have Bewitched, our Partridge Family spoof that we’re doing with Hustler, a big comedy project with SexZ Pictures starring Paulina James, a big Beverly Hillbillies movie with Adam & Eve and of course the Brady Bunch sequel so it’s a great time to be with X-Play.”

Nobody is talking about who the porn version of Samantha the beautiful blond witch will be. But if you’re talking about beautiful blonds that have worked with X-Play and Will Ryder in the past, don’t be too surprised to see either Hillary Scott or Blast’s November cover model, Aurora Snow.

My money would be on Snow, who’s older and just looks the part, but anyone is possible. Will Ryder has more blonds at his disposal than an NFL cheerleading tryout.

A story hit the wire a few weeks ago about a lesbian sex shocker between Marsha and Jan Brady, and all of a sudden there’s a ton of attention to a Hustler Video production that just came out called Not The Bradys XXX, which has jumped to #1 on the adult video rankings.

“We knew it would be a big hit, but we never knew it would catch on the way it did,” said Jeff Mullen, the film’s producer, in an interview October 31.

Even some of the original cast are sounding off.

“It’s the sincerest form of flattery,” said Christopher Knight, who plays the original Peter Brady. “I’m just surprised it wasn’t done earlier.”

Not the Bradys is a porn spoof of the original television show, with a perfectly designed set to match. Even the plot is a perfect Brady story.

When Mike’s business at the architectural firm gets slow, the family goes on a budget, and the kids take odd jobs to help save their house from foreclosure. Marcia unwittingly applies for a job as a “figure model” at a perfectly stereotyped porno establishment. Then it starts to get a little blurry…

“We’re trying to give a little fun in porn — everyone’s so serious” Mullen said. “The Brady movie is appealing to people who would never go out and buy another hardcore movie. Guys can watch this with their girlfriends.”

This is a hardcore porn film. Let’s get that out of the way right now. This isn’t (just) a funny spoof or a Cinemax PG-13 special. This is a movie you’ll find in the back room of your local video store if it’s still in business.

Directed by Will Ryder, Not The Bradys XXX features Hillary Scott and Aurora Snow as Marcia and Jan Brady, 10-year porn veteran Alana Evans as the hilarious maternal Carol Brady and Lynn Lemay as maid Alice.

Now stop for a second. Why am I elaborating here? Why not say “This porno stars a bunch of hot blonds and four anonymous enough looking guys.”

Hillary Scott, 24, is the porn equivalent to Brittney Spears circa 2000. (In fact, she plays Brittney in a spoof called Brittney Rears but that’s not relevant here). She announced in April that she had just signed the largest contract in adult movie history — a four-year, $1 million deal. She is the 2007 AVN Female Performer of the Year. That’s the equivalent to her being an Oscar-winning actress in the adult world.

“Hilary Scott is the new superstar of the industry,” Mullen said.

Aurora Snow, (pseudonym) 25, majors in theater at the University of California Irvine and appeared in a cameo role in the movie Superbad recently. She is the 2003 AVN Female Performer of the Year.

Lynn Lemay, 45, does not have sex in the movie, but she aptly portrays Alice the maid. In fact, the acting in this movie is pretty damn good all around, if you stop and pay attention to it.

Lemay is the Glenn Close of starlets. She is a 2006 inductee to the AVN Hall-of-Fame, having appeared in over 200 films — Scott is already over 300 by the way.

The film also stars the legendary Ron Jeremy in the non-sexual role of Sam the butcher, though sexual jokes about him “slipping meat” to Alice are ever-present and provide some comic relief. (IMDB sys Jeremy and Lemay have appeared in over a dozen porn movies together)

“You have three hall-of-famers in Mike Horner, Ron Jeremy, and Lynn Lemay,” Mullen said. “It’s a real interesting cast.”

Mullen said a sequel is in the works as well as several other celebrity spoofs, including a hilarious Beyonce movie and a Jennifer Lopez parody called J-Ho, where a terrorism leader said he will renounce terror if the superstar performs a live concert in Iraq. The dialog scenes were shot in front of the White House.

Another interesting note is that the Not The Bradys XXX DVD contains more special features than most Hollywood films. There are six behind the scenes segments, interviews, trailers, crew commentary and more content to keep you occupied.

So there you have it. I humbly submit this piece of my resume to The New York Times.

Producer: Jeff Mullen
Distributer: LFP Video
Format: DVD
Runtime: 4:00
Website: http://www.bradysxxx.com