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		<title>20 foods and drinks you&#8217;ll probably never have again</title>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="KonaBody"><p>We&#8217;re all about making lists that make your mouth water. A few years ago, we put out a list of <a href="http://blastmagazine.com/the-magazine/culturefashion/food-and-drink/10-things-that-taste-like-our-childhood/">10 things that taste like Generation Y childhood</a>. Retro things like that combined with the coming Halloween holiday got us thinking of all of the treats that, good or bad, are no longer available in this day and age.</p>
<p>Here are 20 of them.</p>
<h2>20. Gator Gum</h2>
<p><a href="http://blastmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/enhanced-buzz-24280-1313607746-15.jpg" rel="lightbox[67341]" title="enhanced-buzz-24280-1313607746-15"><img src="http://blastmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/enhanced-buzz-24280-1313607746-15.jpg" alt="" title="enhanced-buzz-24280-1313607746-15" width="290" height="290" class="alignright size-full wp-image-67343" /></a>Drinks and gums are a bad idea, but that didn&#8217;t stop Gatorade from releasing lemon-lime and orange gum in the 1970s, again in the 80s, in the late 90s and finally i the early 2000s.</p>
<p>Never a commercial hit, the gum did quench thirst. It was manufactured by Fleer, which we also know for its sports cards.</p>
<h2>19. Yoo-Hoo chocolate bar</h2>
<p><img src="http://blastmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/yoohoo.jpeg" alt="" title="yoohoo" width="360" height="76" class="alignright size-full wp-image-67344" />Yoo-Hoo commercials were all over the airwaves when we were kids, but we didn&#8217;t do much to help the chocolate drink succeed as a chocolate bar. </p>
<p>Described as &#8220;chocolatey coated nougat,&#8221; the candy was essentially a lighter 3 Musketeers bar. </p>
<p>If you&#8217;re a big fan, the Yoo-Hoo: Chocolate Flavored Bars Freezer Pops are still on store shelves.</p>
<h2>18. Heinz EZ Squirt</h2>
<p><img src="http://blastmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/heinz-ez-squirt-100x100.jpg" alt="" title="heinz-ez-squirt" width="100" height="100" class="alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-67345" />Someone thought this was a good idea, and some people <em>actually</em> liked this.</p>
<p>In 2000, Heinz gave the world mustard-style squeeze bottles. Great. But they didn&#8217;t stop there. They released their signature ketchup in purple and green colors. It completely backfired. As it turns out, (most) people do not like eating food covered in what looks like boogers and puke. </p>
<p>The product was quickly pulled due to poor sales.</p>
<h2>17. The Arch Deluxe</h2>
<p><a href="http://blastmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/the-mcdonalds-arch-deluxe.jpg" rel="lightbox[67341]" title="the-mcdonalds-arch-deluxe"><img src="http://blastmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/the-mcdonalds-arch-deluxe-300x225.jpg" alt="" title="the-mcdonalds-arch-deluxe" width="300" height="225" class="alignright size-medium wp-image-67346" /></a>Odds are we never even ate one of these as a kid. The McDonald&#8217;s Arch Deluxe was marketed at our sophisticated, burger-enjoying parents.</p>
<p>Trouble was, they didn&#8217;t eat it either.</p>
<p>Introduced in 1996, the &#8220;burger for adults&#8221; arrived with a $100 million advertising campaign. It became one of the costliest flops in fast food history.</p>
<p>The burger was essentially a quarter-pounder with a circular piece of peppered bacon on top, with the usual fixings and special sauce. I don&#8217;t know what&#8217;s so sophisticated about that. </p>
<h2>16. PB Crisps</h2>
<p><a href="http://blastmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/187959_306805474068_5213506_n.jpg" rel="lightbox[67341]" title="187959_306805474068_5213506_n"><img src="http://blastmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/187959_306805474068_5213506_n-100x100.jpg" alt="" title="187959_306805474068_5213506_n" width="100" height="100" class="alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-67347" /></a>&#8220;Peanut butter with a crunch&#8221; &#8212; PB Crisps were cookies filled with peanut butter introduced in 1992.</p>
<p>They were delicious, and that was a problem, apparently. More than 2,000 people have signed an online petition to bring the snack back, but Kraft has said it has no plans to re-introduce PB Crisps.</p>
<h2>15. Butterfinger BBs</h2>
<p><a href="http://blastmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/butterfinger-bbs.png" rel="lightbox[67341]" title="butterfinger-bbs"><img src="http://blastmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/butterfinger-bbs-100x100.png" alt="" title="butterfinger-bbs" width="100" height="100" class="alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-67348" /></a>We were actually shocked to learn that BBs had not only been discontinued, but they&#8217;ve been gone since 2006. The Bart Simpsons-endorsed Butterfinger BB&#8217;s were similar to Whoppers. </p>
<p>In 2009, Nestle brought the product back as Butterfinger Mini Bites. But it&#8217;s not the same without the implication of gun violence that BBs gave us as kids. </p>
<p><iframe width="500" height="375" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/LtFEuEgwHuw?fs=1&#038;feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p>
<h2>14. French Toast Crunch</h2>
<p><a href="http://blastmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/enhanced-buzz-24261-1313607124-13.jpg" rel="lightbox[67341]" title="enhanced-buzz-24261-1313607124-13"><img src="http://blastmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/enhanced-buzz-24261-1313607124-13-100x100.jpg" alt="" title="enhanced-buzz-24261-1313607124-13" width="100" height="100" class="alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-67349" /></a>Another victim of the great junk food purge of 2006.</p>
<p>This artificially flavored cereal was launched in 2001. It originally looked like mini slices of bread, but General Mills eventually made it look more like Cinnamon Toast Crunch before pulling it off shelves.</p>
<p>If you are obsessed with French Toast Crunch, you shouldn&#8217;t have too much trouble finding it. It&#8217;s still produced and marketed in Canada, in the original bread slice design, as &#8220;French Toast Crunch&#8221; and &#8220;Croque pain doré.&#8221;</p>
<h2>13. Pepsi Blue</h2>
<p><a href="http://blastmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/100px-Pepsi-blue_bottle.gif" rel="lightbox[67341]" title="100px-Pepsi-blue_bottle"><img src="http://blastmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/100px-Pepsi-blue_bottle-100x100.gif" alt="" title="100px-Pepsi-blue_bottle" width="100" height="100" class="alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-67350" /></a>Pepsi Blue was only around for two years, but it&#8217;s product placement is forever etched into our early 21st Century popular culture, with advertisements by Britney Spears, Sev and Papa Roach and a very memorable appearance in &#8220;The Italian Job&#8221; as well as &#8220;Garfield: The Movie.&#8221;</p>
<p>But Pepsi Blue was a nightmare. It was marketed as &#8220;Pepsi, but berry&#8221; but it was way too sweet and sugary, tasting like cotton candy more than cola. It also used the controversial Blue 1 color that was actually banned in several countries when Pepsi Blue was released. </p>
<p>Today, Pepsi Blue is still available in Malaysia, or you can buy Jolt Blue CX2, which tastes strikingly similar.</p>
<h2>12. Magic Middles</h2>
<p><iframe width="500" height="375" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/xcNrLuaYP8o?fs=1&#038;feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p>
<p>These were gooooooood.</p>
<p>But the 90s was a turbulent time in the food world, and these delicious cookies with the hard exterior and melty chocolate center were not meant to last.</p>
<h2>11. Ecto-Cooler</h2>
<p><iframe width="500" height="375" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/KdARlTpw_Y0?fs=1&#038;feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p>
<p><a href="http://blastmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/50416_38406359650_1823563_n.jpg" rel="lightbox[67341]" title="50416_38406359650_1823563_n"><img src="http://blastmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/50416_38406359650_1823563_n-178x300.jpg" alt="" title="50416_38406359650_1823563_n" width="178" height="300" class="alignright size-medium wp-image-67351" /></a>This wasn&#8217;t even a product that was meant to last more than a few months or years, but Hi-C&#8217;s Ecto-Cooler, a tie-in to the 1987 animated series &#8220;The Real Ghostbusters&#8221; (based on the 1984 movie) lasted until 2007, when Minute Maid finally pulled the plug.</p>
<p>The box and the drink&#8217;s popular commercials featured the Ghostbusters character Slimer. It was an orange/tangerine/green drink that was delicious and tasted like summer and movies and everything that was great about being a kid in the 90s.</p>
<p>In 2001, Ecto-Cooler was renamed Shoutin&#8217; Orange Tangergreen, and Slimer was replaced with a weird &#8220;lip monster.&#8221; In 2006, it was renamed Crazy Citrus Cooler. A year later, it was gone.</p>
<p>Earlier this year, <a href="http://dogandponyshowwebsite.com/make-your-own-homemade-ecto-cooler/">Dog and Pony Show</a> figured out how to make a drink that tastes exactly like Ecto-Cooler.</p>
<h2>10. 3D Doritos</h2>
<p><a href="http://blastmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/a108929805018_5035103_4980.jpg" rel="lightbox[67341]" title="a108929805018_5035103_4980"><img src="http://blastmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/a108929805018_5035103_4980-100x100.jpg" alt="" title="a108929805018_5035103_4980" width="100" height="100" class="alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-67352" /></a>These sucked. Clearly some people disagreed, and there is a Facebook group with nearly 8,000 fans of 3D Doritos, a thinner snack, puffed out into more of a nugget than a corn chip. </p>
<p>3D Doritos sold poorly, and it didn&#8217;t help that an open bag of these things smelled like a wet dog. Not a great marketing trick.</p>
<h2>9. Squeezits</h2>
<p><a href="http://blastmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Squeezits.jpg" rel="lightbox[67341]" title="Squeezits"><img src="http://blastmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Squeezits-300x234.jpg" alt="" title="Squeezits" width="300" height="234" class="alignright size-medium wp-image-67353" /></a>The Squeezit actually had an impressive run during the sugary snack heyday.</p>
<p>This non-carbonated soft drink was sold by General Mills from the mid-1980s until 2001. It came in a plastic container, and the premise was simple: Open it and squeeze to drink.</p>
<p>Flavors included Chucklin&#8217; Cherry, Berry B. Wild, Grumpy Grape (later changed to Gallopin&#8217; Grape), Silly Billy Strawberry, Rockin&#8217; Red Puncher, Mean Green Puncher, Smarty Arty Orange, and Troppi Tropical Punch. For a limited time there were mystery flavors in Black Bottles.</p>
<p>There are rumors that Squeezits were making a comeback this year, but we could not confirm.</p>
<h2>8. The Supersize</h2>
<p><a href="http://blastmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/supersize-fries-resized-600.png" rel="lightbox[67341]" title="supersize-fries-resized-600"><img src="http://blastmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/supersize-fries-resized-600-300x225.png" alt="" title="supersize-fries-resized-600" width="300" height="225" class="alignright size-medium wp-image-67355" /></a>This one you&#8217;ll <em>really</em> never see again. The malign-ment of fast food in this decade (and rightly so) has caused restaurants to reshape their offerings so it doesn&#8217;t look as obvious that they are feeding you pure death in the form of salty fried potatoes and processed beef.</p>
<p>But back in the day, we ordered our Supersize fries after the multicultural group of skinny kids on the television commercials looked like they were having so much fun eating at McDonald&#8217;s every day.</p>
<h2>7. Orbitz</h2>
<p><a href="http://blastmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/enhanced-buzz-24273-1313607593-11.jpg" rel="lightbox[67341]" title="enhanced-buzz-24273-1313607593-11"><img src="http://blastmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/enhanced-buzz-24273-1313607593-11-233x300.jpg" alt="" title="enhanced-buzz-24273-1313607593-11" height="200" class="alignright size-medium wp-image-67356" /></a>Before the gum or the travel website, we had Orbitz, the gravity-defying drink with the floating orbs.</p>
<p>The fruity beverage was marketed by Clearly Canadian in 1997. It was a complete flop &#8212; visually appealing but not delicious in the least.</p>
<p>Orbitz got its spacial effect from gellan gum, which created a microscopic spiderweb effect that allowed the edible falls to float around.</p>
<p>We really had some weird foods back in the day&#8230;</p>
<h2>6. Surge</h2>
<p><a href="http://blastmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Surge_logo.png" rel="lightbox[67341]" title="Surge_logo"><img src="http://blastmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Surge_logo-300x142.png" alt="" title="Surge_logo" width="300" height="142" class="alignright size-medium wp-image-67357" /></a>In 1996, Coca-Cola wanted to compete with Pepsi&#8217;s successful Mountain Dew green citrus soft drink. Surge was originally introduced in Norway as Urge, where it is still available for sale today.</p>
<p>Surge cold well in the US for a few years, but it quickly started to slip when people realized that the &#8220;extreme sports&#8221; marketing was bogus &#8212; it was just a bunch of sugar and caffeine that was bad for you nad not as tasty as Mountain Dew.</p>
<p>Today, Coke&#8217;s Vault is similar to Surge, only with more caffeine.  </p>
<h2>5. Crispy M&#038;M&#8217;s</h2>
<p><a href="http://blastmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/enhanced-buzz-24270-1313607113-15.jpg" rel="lightbox[67341]" title="enhanced-buzz-24270-1313607113-15"><img src="http://blastmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/enhanced-buzz-24270-1313607113-15-300x156.jpg" alt="" title="enhanced-buzz-24270-1313607113-15" width="300" height="156" class="alignright size-medium wp-image-67358" /></a>Weird. People generally just loved these M&#038;M candies with the crispy rice center, but they were discontinued in 2005 after six years.</p>
<p>The problem might have been an overabundance of good things. A lot of different M&#038;M varieties came out over years, including M&#038;M&#8217;s Minis, dark chocolate, mint, almonds, orange chocolate, coconut, pretzel, cherry, and peanut butter.</p>
<p>Crispy M&#038;M&#8217;s are still available in Europe, Australia, and southeast Asia.</p>
<h2>4. Jimmy Dean Chocolate Chip Pancake-wrapped Sausage On A Stick</h2>
<p><img src="http://blastmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/jimmy-dean-chocolate-chip-pancake-wrapped-sausage-on-a-stick-100x100.jpg" alt="" title="jimmy-dean-chocolate-chip-pancake-wrapped-sausage-on-a-stick" width="100" height="100" class="alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-67359" />Oh Jesus.</p>
<p>This might have had a chance if it were released in the 80s, or even the 90s, but not the late 2000s. </p>
<p>Speaking of too much of a good thing &#8212; chocolate chips, pancakes, and sausage &#8230; on a friggin&#8217; stick.</p>
<p>This lasted about a year. Thank God.</p>
<h2> 3. Crystal Pepsi.</h2>
<p><img src="http://blastmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Crystal-pepsi.jpg" alt="" title="Crystal-pepsi" width="300" height="232" class="alignright size-full wp-image-67360" />Here&#8217;s the thing, 20 years ago a marketing gimmick emerged promoting &#8220;clearness&#8221; as equal to purity and goodness. It wasn&#8217;t started by or limited to soft drinks.</p>
<p>But in 1992, Pepsi introduced four markets, including Providence, to Crystal Pepsi. It sold well, so the company released the product nationwide. </p>
<p>It was a miserable failure, given the millions of dollars in marketing Pepsi had invested. The product was gone within the year.</p>
<p>There is a rumor that Pepsi is releasing a clear cola again next year. We shall see.</p>
<h2>2. Waffle Crisp</h2>
<p><img src="http://blastmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Post_Waffle_Crisp-100x100.jpg" alt="" title="Post_Waffle_Crisp" width="100" height="100" class="alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-67361" />This cereal is not officially discontinued, but good luck finding it on the shelf at your local Stop &#038; Shop or Market Basket.</p>
<p>The maple syrup-flavored corn cereal bits were launched in 1996 with a gaggle of grannies seen in commercials laboring away to make more cereal.</p>
<p>The cereal is readily available online if you want to relive your glory years of sugary sweet breakfast. </p>
<h2>1. Oreo O&#8217;s</h2>
<p><img src="http://blastmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Oreoos.jpg" alt="" title="Oreoos" width="187" height="288" class="alignright size-full wp-image-67362" />This cereal IS gone &#8212; except in South Korea, of all places.</p>
<p>Oreo O&#8217;s was launched in 1998 and discontinued in 2007. It is a perfect example of a cereal whose box is better for you to eat than the actual food inside. </p>
<p>There was also something called Extreme Creme Taste Oreo O&#8217;s, which contained marshmallows that tasted like Oreo cream.</p>
<p>Why can&#8217;t you get them anymore? About three years ago, Kraft and Post parted ways. Post owns the recipe to the cereal, but Kraft owns the trademark and rights to use the Oreo name, leaving no company able to make Oreo O&#8217;s cereal.  Doh.</p>
<h2>Honorable mention: Dad&#8217;s Root Beer</h2>
<p>You can still find Dad&#8217;s at specialty stores and on Amazon.com, but it&#8217;s all but disappeared from grocery <a href="http://blastmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/61PDkSN963L._AA1500_.jpg" rel="lightbox[67341]" title="61PDkSN963L._AA1500_"><img src="http://blastmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/61PDkSN963L._AA1500_-100x100.jpg" alt="" title="61PDkSN963L._AA1500_" width="100" height="100" class="alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-67342" /></a>stores. Monarch Beverage Company, which bought the rights to the root beer in 1986, helped make it the second most produced root beer in the US before it all but died out in the past decade. Today, you pretty much can&#8217;t find it in the Northeast, and some people have complained that online bottles, which can go for $3 a piece, don&#8217;t taste the same and are made with corn syrup instead of sugar.</p>
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		<title>The poor grad student&#8217;s guide: Eating</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Money's tight? Here's how to survive.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="KonaBody"><p>Boston is known for being a city of many great institutes of higher education.  Perhaps you, the lucky reader, have recently moved to this wonderful metropolis to begin your own bit of graduate studies.  If this is so, you&#8217;re probably on a budget of some sort.  Not to worry.  I happen to have a few tricks up my sleeve to help you save money in your new city of choice.</p>
<p>You know you&#8217;re not going to be saving money on the weekends.  New city, new bars, new beers (reader, meet Sam Adams.  Sam Adams, meet the reader.  I trust you will have a long and lasting relationship).  No way can you cut corners in that area.  And there is no point in going out to those bars and clubs if you aren&#8217;t wearing something fabulous, so don&#8217;t expect to save money by not shopping for some new shirts and weekend jeans.  Plus, you have to make a great impression on your new classmates, which means some weekday jeans and some serious but stylish shirts to match.  And of course the new haircut to go with the new wardrobe.  Clearly, this is starting to add up to some serious cash.  So, where do we save money?  One word: groceries.  That&#8217;s right.  Every week you can save money on your food bill if you just follow some simple ideas.</p>
<div id="attachment_33216" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://blastmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/755027115_e2620bf119.jpg" rel="lightbox[33208]" title="Buy one good box and one store box. (Media credit/nemoorange/Flickr)"><img src="http://blastmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/755027115_e2620bf119-300x257.jpg" alt="Buy one good box and one store box. (Media credit/nemoorange/Flickr)" title="Buy one good box and one store box. (Media credit/nemoorange/Flickr)" width="300" height="257" class="size-medium wp-image-33216" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Buy one good box and one store box. (Media credit/nemoorange/Flickr)</p></div>
<p>First things first: cereal. It&#8217;s not just for breakfast, you know.  When buying cereal, buy one box of the good brand and one bag of the store brand.  The store brand is terrible and dirt cheap &#8212; your perfect drunk food.  You&#8217;re going to want to save the better, expensive cereal for breakfast, when you are actually aware of what you are eating.  So before you start drinking, make sure you hide the real brand somewhere safe.  Back of the closet, under the bed, or &#8212; and I think this may be the best way to go &#8212; inside your school bag.  There&#8217;s always the chance someone might fall into the closet or stumble under the bed.  But mess around with a school bag? Umm I doubt it.  And your deadened taste buds will never know the difference.</p>
<p>If you wanted to try my &#8220;Pro&#8221; plan, you could simply mix the good brand and the store brand together.  This way, you have twice the cereal for way less money.  You could always soak them in milk but well, milk is expensive and you can only siphon off so much of your roommate&#8217;s carton before he/she starts to notice the watered-down taste.</p>
<p>Let&#8217;s talk liquids.  And by liquids, I mean water, because that&#8217;s what you&#8217;re going to be imbibing during the week from henceforth.  Water is your best friend.  Why?  Because it is free, right from your faucet.  Don&#8217;t listen to all that talk about dirty water.  If it&#8217;s clear, it&#8217;s clean.  Brown water? Well, then you might have a problem.  But until then, go ahead and drink up.  Doctors say you need 64 ounces a day, right?  I mean, at one point or another, every legit health magazine on the newsstands has published that little disclaimer.  Plus, water fills you up, so you&#8217;ll want to eat less solid food, which means fewer trips to restock your refrigerator.  So the more water you consume, the more cash that stays in that fancy wallet you splurged on at the mall.</p>
<div id="attachment_33217" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://blastmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/69667785_721017ee66.jpg" rel="lightbox[33208]" title="Limes have more than one use. (Media credit/flm&#039;s/Flickr)"><img src="http://blastmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/69667785_721017ee66-300x199.jpg" alt="Limes have more than one use. (Media credit/flm&#039;s/Flickr)" title="Limes have more than one use. (Media credit/flm&#039;s/Flickr)" width="300" height="199" class="size-medium wp-image-33217" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Limes have more than one use. (Media credit/flm's/Flickr)</p></div>
<p>Tired of plain water?  Understandable problem.  The stuff is as plain as it gets, after all.  So here is my solution: buy a lime.  A tiny piece of the tart citrus fruit is enough to add flavor to even the most metallic tasting water.  And you&#8217;re a grad student, so you&#8217;re going to need the limes for the Coronas you&#8217;re buying this weekend anyway, so it&#8217;s not as if the rest of the lime is going to waste.  Plus, the peel of the lime can be used as a festive decoration.  Limes: the fruit that keeps on giving.</p>
<p>Live near a Whole Foods or Joe&#8217;s?  That&#8217;s great.  They have some of the freshest produce you can find in a grocery store.  Now, walk away, sit down in front of your computer, and find the nearest &quot;Market Basket.&quot;  Sure, you&#8217;re giving up a lot of your organic options, but this is about budgeting, not living a healthy lifestyle.</p>
<p>Now, you&#8217;re probably thinking, &quot;But everyone needs some fruit and veggies in their life.&quot;  And you&#8217;d be right.  But the operative word here is some.  So go buy that bright, juicy apple.  Next, cut it in half.  Now you have two apples.  Sometimes, it&#8217;s all about how you look at things.</p>
<p>Some fruit is okay, other fruit is not.  How to know what types of fruit is acceptable is really quite simple.  Apples: fine.  Bananas:  sure thing.  Watermelon: heck no.  For goodness sake, the fruit has the word &quot;water&quot; in it!  We already talked about this: if you want water, find the nearest faucet.  Do not pay for a five pound oval ball of liquid and seeds.</p>
<p>When it comes to &#8220;real&#8221; food, I have two words for you: rotisserie chickens.  Seriously, those fully cooked little guys are the best invention ever.  I get nearly a whole week&#8217;s work of meals out of one.  Grab the chicken and a package of tortilla wraps and you&#8217;re good to go. Sure, it&#8217;s not the most varied menu.  But I&#8217;m just a graduate student, not Martha &quot;every meal is four courses&quot; Stewart.</p>
<p>Just in case you are someone that likes a little variety, here&#8217;s a little recipe for your perusal. Salsa chicken is reasonably healthy, fairly easy to make, and, most importantly, only has three ingredients besides chicken breast.  Just hit up that Market Basket you found and grab some salsa, taco seasoning and shredded cheese.  Bake the chicken with the taco seasoning and the salsa and thrown on the cheese before you eat it.</p>
<div id="attachment_33220" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://blastmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/419565039_e486616d4f.jpg" rel="lightbox[33208]" title="You&#039;d be surprised what you can find for free in a food court, like the one in the Prudential Center in Boston. (Media credit/seahills1/Flickr)"><img src="http://blastmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/419565039_e486616d4f-300x225.jpg" alt="You&#039;d be surprised what you can find for free in a food court, like the one in the Prudential Center in Boston. (Media credit/seahills1/Flickr)" title="You&#039;d be surprised what you can find for free in a food court, like the one in the Prudential Center in Boston. (Media credit/seahills1/Flickr)" width="300" height="225" class="size-medium wp-image-33220" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">You'd be surprised what you can find for free in a food court, like the one in the Prudential Center in Boston. (Media credit/seahills1/Flickr)</p></div>
<p>Got a mall near your apartment?  If yes, then you have a nice light meal anytime of the day.  Two words for you:  Food Court.  You know you love those samples. Just grab a couple samples from each &quot;restaurant,&quot; and you&#8217;ll be full in no time.  BJ&#8217;s Wholesale or Costo will work in a pinch, but those are for members only and memberships cost money. If samples are your only option and you haven&#8217;t eaten in say, 24 hours, it will taste delightful.  That&#8217;s a promise.</p>
<p>Now girls, you may or may not like my next idea.  But if you are serious about saving money on food, get out there and date.  Mostly first dates, since there&#8217;s pretty much no worry about having to split the bill or anything like that. Dating: fun, flirty and free food.</p>
<p>Other food to give up:</p>
<p>100 calorie packs of anything.  They should rename these little suckers &quot;rip-offs in a bag.&quot;  Way more expensive than a big box or bag of the same thing, plus you get less.</p>
<p>Any smaller size food item.  Always go for the economy size.  With everything you are giving up, whatever you can afford in economy size, you will need.</p>
<p>Ice cream.  That is, give up buying ice cream.  Feel free to go to every ice cream shop in a ten-mile radius to get your fix of free samples.  Personally, I think it&#8217;s even better than buying a big thing of ice cream because then you get the variety.  And those mini sample spoons are really cute.</p>
<p>Things to give up in favor of food:</p>
<p>Heavy duty trash bags.  You live in an apartment now, so your trash is behind the building, not in your garage.  As long as you can get the overstuffed, dripping bag of yuckiness out to the Dumpster without it ripping completely, you&#8217;re good to go.  With so much smelly trash all mucking up together, no one&#8217;s going to know the rotten egg smell is coming from your bag of messy goo.  The cheap trash bags are definitely good enough.</p>
<p>Real Solo cups.  Store brand ones are just as good.  I have done extensive interviews and surveys on the subject.  Please take my word for it and spend the saved money on something worthwhile.  Like oatmeal.  I know, who eats oatmeal besides babies and Gramps?  Well, you should.  Relatively cheap, fairly healthy, and &#8212; keyword here &#8212; filling. You won&#8217;t need to eat for hours.  That&#8217;s clutch because as we all know, snacks are essentially expensive, unsatisfying, and unnecessary.  Note: tell yourself this 100 times a day until you believe it</p>
<p>So, do you feel ready to tackle the world of budget grocery shopping yet?  Don&#8217;t stress out, you&#8217;ll be fine!  Seriously, calm down, you&#8217;re looking a little peckish.  Just grab a beer and chill out.  That&#8217;s where all your money will be going anyway.</p>
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