“We have so many movies in various states of production that it really pushes us to our limits and challenges what we can get accomplished. Our little production company is now bustling with non-stop activity,” said porn producer Jeff Mullen of All Media Play.

The latest series of spoofs also marks the emergence of starlet Teagan Presley as the new princess of poon and porn’s new “it” girl.

The Cosby spoof, “Not the Cosby Show XXX” starts filming Tuesday and wraps up just before the holiday.

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Hustler released a PG-rated trailer for the sequel for the popular Brady Bunch porn spoof: Not the Bradys XXX: Marcia Marcia Marcia!

If that’s not enough, there’s a dirty version of the trailer here.

“Marcia will do anything to meet pop idol Danny Jones but things turn sticky when her parents discover a returned envelope containing soiled panties & a dirty letter. When TeenPop Magazine reports the story, Marcia gets grounded & fears her life is ruined before Danny comes to her rescue by visiting her school.”

The film contains eight sex scenes and the DVD will have a ton of extra features, we’re told.

“Not the Bradys XXX Marcia Marcia Marcia!” replaces Hillary Scott with Bewitched porn star Teagan Presley. The DVD has eight sex scenes and more than five hours of footage.

“It is funny as hell,” said the film’s co-producer, Jeff Mullen.

“We’ve been getting requests for this new Brady movie for six months now and it’s going to be one of the biggest titles we’ve every released,” said Hustler’s director of sales, David Diamond.

The first parody gained national mainstream media attention and has opened the doors for bigger and more expensive porn spoof productions of popular television shows.

“A parody of the popular Brady Bunch television show, the sequel shows that Marcia will do anything to meet pop idol Danny Jones but things turn sticky when TeenPop Magazine informs her parents she sent the rock star a dirty letter and her panties in the mail,” the producers laid out the plot in a statement last week. “Marcia gets grounded & fears her life is ruined before Danny pays a visit to her school and comes to her rescue.”

Porn veterans Alana Evans, Mike Horner, Lynn LeMay and Ron Jeremy reprise their roles, as do many of the stars of the original film.

Teagan is the latest in a string of yearly porn superstars, so she gets the lead this time.

The Bewitched porn trailer was released Tuesday. It’s hilarious.

Set for a September release, “Not Bewitched XXX” is billed as “a hilarious story, sizzling sex, plenty of witchcraft … destined for many year-end best lists.”

“For the people that love our Brady Bunch spoof Not the Bradys XXX, we think they’ll enjoy Not Bewitched XXX which is by far the best porn movie we have ever created and hopefully fans and critics will agree that it is funny as hell,” said Scott David co-producer of the film.

The premise: Darren & Samantha have a big problem when Aunt Clara can’t undo a spell cast on Tabitha that accidentally turns the sweet little toddler into an 18 year old cutie. With her first birthday party looming, all hell breaks loose when nosy neighbors, the boss and even the police arrive.

X-Play is releasing a new trailer every week until the movie is released.

“This has never been done before in porn so we’re going to have some fun promoting the movie,” said Jeff Mullen the other co-producer.

In addition to Jenna Haze as Samantha and Teagan as Tabitha, the movie will star Sasha Grey, Eva Angelina and Nina Hartley as the meddling mother Endora.

Rounding out the female cast is Sunny Lane, Aurora Snow, Madison Ivy, Daisy Layne, Kandice Nicole, Kelly Skyline, Marli Jane and Winter Sky.

Mike Horner plays worried husband Darren, James Bartholet plays his drunk boss Larry and Ron Jeremy becomes the whacky Dr. Bombay. James Deen, Jack Lawrence, Aaron Wilcoxxx and Nathan Threat round out the 21 member cast.

“This is a really funny porn movie and we’re very proud of it. For the people that loved the sixties Bewitched television show, they’ll love this one,” said director Will Ryder.

“We make movies that appeal to us from a creative standpoint,” said Mullen. “Then we determine if there is a commercial market for the project and execute an appropriate marketing campaign and so far we’ve been able to connect to a sizable audience.”

Sizable indeed. Not the Bradys XXX has been one of the top-selling porn DVD’s and online downloads since its release last year.

Not Bewitched XXX is due out in the fall and features Jenna Haze, Teagan, Eva Angelina, Sasha Grey, Nina Hartley, Aurora Snow, Ron Jeremy and Sunny Lane. A preview can be seen on their website.

“We reach for the stars each time we produce a movie they keep getting better,” Mullen said.

A story hit the wire a few weeks ago about a lesbian sex shocker between Marsha and Jan Brady, and all of a sudden there’s a ton of attention to a Hustler Video production that just came out called Not The Bradys XXX, which has jumped to #1 on the adult video rankings.

“We knew it would be a big hit, but we never knew it would catch on the way it did,” said Jeff Mullen, the film’s producer, in an interview October 31.

Even some of the original cast are sounding off.

“It’s the sincerest form of flattery,” said Christopher Knight, who plays the original Peter Brady. “I’m just surprised it wasn’t done earlier.”

Not the Bradys is a porn spoof of the original television show, with a perfectly designed set to match. Even the plot is a perfect Brady story.

When Mike’s business at the architectural firm gets slow, the family goes on a budget, and the kids take odd jobs to help save their house from foreclosure. Marcia unwittingly applies for a job as a “figure model” at a perfectly stereotyped porno establishment. Then it starts to get a little blurry…

“We’re trying to give a little fun in porn — everyone’s so serious” Mullen said. “The Brady movie is appealing to people who would never go out and buy another hardcore movie. Guys can watch this with their girlfriends.”

This is a hardcore porn film. Let’s get that out of the way right now. This isn’t (just) a funny spoof or a Cinemax PG-13 special. This is a movie you’ll find in the back room of your local video store if it’s still in business.

Directed by Will Ryder, Not The Bradys XXX features Hillary Scott and Aurora Snow as Marcia and Jan Brady, 10-year porn veteran Alana Evans as the hilarious maternal Carol Brady and Lynn Lemay as maid Alice.

Now stop for a second. Why am I elaborating here? Why not say “This porno stars a bunch of hot blonds and four anonymous enough looking guys.”

Hillary Scott, 24, is the porn equivalent to Brittney Spears circa 2000. (In fact, she plays Brittney in a spoof called Brittney Rears but that’s not relevant here). She announced in April that she had just signed the largest contract in adult movie history — a four-year, $1 million deal. She is the 2007 AVN Female Performer of the Year. That’s the equivalent to her being an Oscar-winning actress in the adult world.

“Hilary Scott is the new superstar of the industry,” Mullen said.

Aurora Snow, (pseudonym) 25, majors in theater at the University of California Irvine and appeared in a cameo role in the movie Superbad recently. She is the 2003 AVN Female Performer of the Year.

Lynn Lemay, 45, does not have sex in the movie, but she aptly portrays Alice the maid. In fact, the acting in this movie is pretty damn good all around, if you stop and pay attention to it.

Lemay is the Glenn Close of starlets. She is a 2006 inductee to the AVN Hall-of-Fame, having appeared in over 200 films — Scott is already over 300 by the way.

The film also stars the legendary Ron Jeremy in the non-sexual role of Sam the butcher, though sexual jokes about him “slipping meat” to Alice are ever-present and provide some comic relief. (IMDB sys Jeremy and Lemay have appeared in over a dozen porn movies together)

“You have three hall-of-famers in Mike Horner, Ron Jeremy, and Lynn Lemay,” Mullen said. “It’s a real interesting cast.”

Mullen said a sequel is in the works as well as several other celebrity spoofs, including a hilarious Beyonce movie and a Jennifer Lopez parody called J-Ho, where a terrorism leader said he will renounce terror if the superstar performs a live concert in Iraq. The dialog scenes were shot in front of the White House.

Another interesting note is that the Not The Bradys XXX DVD contains more special features than most Hollywood films. There are six behind the scenes segments, interviews, trailers, crew commentary and more content to keep you occupied.

So there you have it. I humbly submit this piece of my resume to The New York Times.

Producer: Jeff Mullen
Distributer: LFP Video
Format: DVD
Runtime: 4:00
Website: http://www.bradysxxx.com