Oh, Mr. Darcy… you are one ugly motherf*cker 0

mr-darcysmallDid you hear? It’ll be Mr. Darcy vs. the Predator!

It might prove something of a boon to those who reach for the remote control when yet another costume drama comes on television: Elton John’s Rocket Pictures is developing a new spin on Jane Austen’s Pride and Prejudice, this time featuring a nefarious seven-foot extraterrestrial with hideous mandibles and a penchant for human blood. Yes, it’s Pride and Predator.

It’s about time Austen is getting a refreshing new spin. And you know, you just know Mr. Darcy would kick some ass.

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