Commentary: Yes, Rick, we do rule

Oct. 4, 2010   2 Comments  

You son of a bitch.

Our very own Jewish comedian and media-ruler sounds off

Brown arrested pre-Grammys, rappers getting suspicious of awards shows

Feb. 9, 2009   9 Comments  

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Chris Brown was arrested just before he was slated to perform at the 2009 Grammy Awards last night, according to the Los Angeles Police Department. Brown, a nominee as well, was taken in for questioning regarding an assault on an unidentified woman the night before and for allegedly making a criminal threat, a felony. Brown, [...]

Newsweek gives Barack and “frenemies” their own show

Feb. 6, 2009   Leave a Comment  

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Newsweek.com just premiered my new favorite show ever. It’s‚ a Washington DC-based spoof of MTV’s‚ socialite reality drama‚ The City called‚ The District.‚ The show centers around Barack’s move from Chicago to‚ DC‚ and his relationships‚ with best friends/frenemies Joe and Hillary as well as‚ his fued with those in another social‚ circle,‚ the Republicans. The show comes complete with aerial shots of Washington set to [...]

Developer denounces Diddy’s diddling in design duplicity

Jan. 30, 2009   1 Comment  

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A Pittsfield artist is suing Sean Combs (P. Diddy, Puffy, Puff Daddy-o-licious) claiming the rap artist’s new cologne’s design is stolen from a pair of sculptures he created in the 1980s, the Boston Globe reported. The suit, filed by 65-year-old Tom Patti,‚ reached‚ the US District Court in Springfield yesterday. Diddy’s fragrance, “Unforgiveable,” came out in 2006.‚  [...]

Brazilian Miss World finalist dies at age 20 of drug-resistant infection

Jan. 24, 2009   1 Comment  

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Brazilian beauty queen Mariana Bridi, who spent this past month fighting for her life after a blood infection resulted from an unchecked UTI, died today from the unexpected illness. In December, the drug-resistant bacteria spread through her body, causing doctors to amputate the 20-year-old’s hands and feet in an attempt to save her life. “God [...]

LOST Recap: The Premiere

Jan. 23, 2009   3 Comments  

*Spoilers included* If the Season Five premiere indicated anything, it was that Lost needs to give every character parents as cool as Hurley’s. But unfortunately, I don’t think Sayid’s dad could also be Cheech Marin. Aside from that, the two-hour premiere was as epic as expected. The characters left on the island are in danger, [...]

Eastwood’s gonna point his finger-gun at you, Academy!

Jan. 23, 2009   Leave a Comment  

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The Oscar noms are out and one name (and film) completely missing from recognition is Clint Eastwood for his amazing performance in an equally great movie, Gran Torino. Poor Clint. This may even be the screen legend’s last film: “Somebody asked what I’d do next, and I said that I didn’t know how many roles [...]

Don’t speak — scream for joy! Tour is No longer Doubt-ful!

Jan. 21, 2009   1 Comment  

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Get out the pink hair-dye, ladies (and gents)! The much-missed Grammy-winning rock band No Doubt announced plans for a 2009 summer tour today. Beginning in May, the group will play outdoor amphitheaters and arenas throughout the summer in both the US and Canada, according to a press release by the band. Opening will be Paramore [...]

Obama strikes gold with Inauguration dress

Jan. 20, 2009   Leave a Comment  

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Sure, the inauguration of President Barack Obama was important and historical but for fashionistas focused on wife Michelle’s every threaded move — here’s the answer to your burning question: The “lemongrass-yellow ” coat and dress she sported at the ceremony were designed by Isabel Toledo, a New York-based, Cuban-born and generally unknown designer with 25 [...]

Nine days until LOST

Jan. 12, 2009   1 Comment  

As the premiere of a new season of “Lost” approaches – (it airs Jan. 21, but all the diehards already had their Blackberry calendars on alert anyway) – rumors are swirling as to what comes next for the Losties both still stranded and on the mainland. Season Four began with the castaways and company divvied [...]

Life imitating Dexter

Jan. 9, 2009   Leave a Comment  

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Actor Michael C. Hall, whose TV character Dexter got married this season, has wed his on-screen sister Jennifer Carpenter. Hall, 37, and Carpenter, 29 — who have been quietly dating for about a year and a half — eloped in California on New Year’s Eve, his rep told The Associated Press. At their wedding, Carpenter’s [...]

Tragedy strikes the Travoltas

Jan. 5, 2009   Leave a Comment  

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John Travolta today shared new photos of his 16-year-old son, Jett, who passed away on New Years after hitting his head in the bathtub. Travolta also released a statement thanking fans for their support in this difficult time. Our hearts go out to the Travoltas, especially Jett’s little sister, 8-year-old Ella.

Brady uses his goddamn knee for something

Dec. 26, 2008   Leave a Comment  

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Tom Brady reportedly proposed to girlfriend and model Giselle Bundchen on a plane on Christmas Eve. TMZ reports that her parents were in attendance and that Brady had white roses and champagne put all over the plane to set the mood and enhance the romance. Just please tell me he didn’t get down on that [...]

Dior spreads the fug this holiday season

Dec. 24, 2008   1 Comment  

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Mariah Carey’s movie and singing career may be flopping around like a dying fish but it seems she’s discovered another talent. Because yes, it does take a special skill to rock a pair of boots this fugly and obviously expensive. The tragic part is, she isn’t the only one. These ghastly Dior snowboots are showing [...]

The top ten TV shows of 2008

Dec. 20, 2008   Leave a Comment  

Blast’s queen of celebrity gossip takes a timeout to dish on the best of television in 2008. Topping the list: having to explain the meaning of a recent SNL Digital Short to our parents.

Pin-up legend Page dies at 85.

Dec. 12, 2008   Leave a Comment  

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The world just got a little less classy and a million biopic writers just picked up their pens. Bettie Page,‚ the legendary 1950′s pin-up model, died yesterday. She was 85. Page suffered a heart attack nine days ago and went into a coma. She never woke up. Best known for the tantalizing and provocative poses she [...]

Weisz being considered for Cat-ty role

Dec. 11, 2008   11 Comments  

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Sources have told E! Online that Rachel Weisz (of the mind-bending The Fountain) is being considered for the role of leather-loving Catwoman in the upcoming sequel to The Dark Knight. Warner Brothers isn’t officially saying anything and Christopher Nolan hasn’t made a peep about returning as director, but E reports: Despite some recent interviews in [...]

Cruise to finder: Ignore those pics of David Beckham, plz.

Dec. 11, 2008   2 Comments  

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Tom Cruise’s Blackberry has been abducted by aliens. Or at least, that’s one theory. The Scientology star’s little black device went missing this afternoon after a taping of Entertainment Tonight Canada in Toronto. Cruise is visiting our neighbors to the north to promote his new‚ World War II thriller,‚ ”Valkyrie.” Hollyscoop reports: After he left the studio, [...]

Grammy noms snub West, head south in quality

Dec. 4, 2008   1 Comment  

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The three people on Earth who maybe still think the Grammys have a shred of credibility just lost faith in the awards for good. The 2009 nominations, announced yesterday, are as laughable as the Jonas Brothers’ virginity pledges. Coincidentally, the JoBros have been nominated, alongside faux-lesbo Katy Perry, greaseball Kid Rock and wet blanket Jordin [...]

B. Spears looking A-Okay!

Dec. 3, 2008   Leave a Comment  

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It’s been a whirlwind past few days for Brit Brit (and myself, please excuse my absence). Though I don’t have the excuse of a 90-minute MTV documentary, Christmas tree lighting or 27th birthday club bash like Ms. Spears does. Britney: For the Record aired Sunday night to 3.7 million viewers, she’s been performing places like [...]